Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Nappy Headed Hos

For all this fuss over Imus calling a bunch of women basketball players "Nappy Headed Hos" I am wondering if he would be in the same amount of trouble if his words were put to a beat.

"Hey Dre"
"What Up"
"Give me a funky ass bass -line"

Biscuit Nose
Nappy Headed Hos
I am rapping to the beat
Eating Ni... ummm... I mean... Brazil Nuts.

5 comments:

BVM said...

Toes??

Dude, what is the big deal. This is pretty funny.

Maximum Colossus said...

Fag out? Awesome. The gay community needs there own Sharpton. Here's a recent Roseanne comment for you:

"Never once in my 54 years have I ever once heard a gay or lesbian person who’s politically active say one thing about anything that was not about them. They don’t care about minimum wage, they don’t care about any other group other than their own self because you know, some people say being gay and lesbian is a totally narcissistic thing and sometimes I wonder.

I’ve never heard any of them say anything except for “accept me ‘cause I’m gay.”
It’s just, it’s screwed. It’s no different than the evangelicals, it’s the same mindset. They want you to accept Jesus and you guys want us to all believe it’s ok to be gay. And a lot of us, a lot of them, I do, I don’t give a damn who anybody has sex with, as long as they’re not underage and an animal. I don’t give a damn, it’s none of my damn business. I’m just sick of all the divisiveness, it’s not getting any of us anywhere."

Surprisingly concise. Not surprisingly, the gay community is unimpressed.

BVM said...

From my awesome girlfriend:

I looked up "nappy ho lyrics" on google and got 45,900 hits. I got to about 200 but I'm tired. Here's what I found. Holy shit. These parts of the song lyrics contain the words "nappy" and "ho". Not to mention "nigger". I saw a lot worse in the rest of most of the songs. I hate to be such a dork, but what the fuck?!
Why haven't these fuckers been criticized?!



Project Pat Rinky Dink / Whatever Ho Lyrics

Specialize in takin' notes
Specialize in nappy hoes
Niggaz this is serious, I can't play no games no more

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Three 6 Mafia Ý Gotcha Shakin Lyrics

Nappy hair ass boy
you boodie eatin muthafucka, dick suckin ass lickin, cock lickin nigga, nigga, nigga yous a payless ass nigga, bitch punk ass, ho, you cant claim funkytown

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Playa Fly/Nappy Hair & Gold Teeth Lyrics

Hizo you should now knizow
Why the playa so unique
Partially not only me ho cause my nappy hair and gold teeth

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Esham/Pussy ain't got no face

Stepped outside, New York Yankee
Lookin for a ho and some hanky panky
Pretty long hair or nappy and bald
If you got a clean pussy I'll fuck you all It really dont matter to me you see I'll fuck your brains out sexy or ugly

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Ludacris/Snoop/Hoes In My Room

Who let these hoes in my room? (These hoes) Who let these hoes in my room?
Who let these hoes in my room? (Did you let 'em in?) Who let these hoes in my room? (These hoes) Who let these hoes in my room?

Then it got to my head, and somethin' reminded me I know who let 'em in, it was Bill O'Reilly Snoop Faggot Ya' white bread, chicken-shit nigga!

(Snoop talking)
Ay, ay yall gotta go
Yall gotta get the fuck up outta here, ugly ass bitches I dont understand how these bitches always get in my dressin' room You know what I'm sayin'?
Soon as I get off stage, it's 7 or 8 ugly ass bitches posyed up in my dressin room And security act like they dont know who did it I know you feel what I'm sayin', I'm my nigga around the whole world We need to form a society or somethin'
Fat, gorilla, monkey mouth bitches cant get in our mothafuckin' dressin room or backstage And if they do, we kindly put our foot up their asses..

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Insane Clown Posse/Ghetto Zone

I give the ho an empty 12-pack
Take your ass to the store and bring some Faygo back That's all I pay for bitch now get the fuck on ho Stick around I got something you can suck on ho Violent J won't be ganked By no nappy-headed, bare-footed, crackheaded sewer skank

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Young Bleed/The Last Outlaw

Couldn't rassle nappy niggas with a lasso Heated like Tabasco, it's on Nigga quick on the draw And he get to bustin' on them bitches like the Last Outlaw Uh, nigga what!

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OF COURSE MY FAVORITE!!!

NWA/boys in tha hood

Went to her house to get her out of the pad Dumb ho said something that made me mad She said somethin' that I couldn't believe So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave She started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho'
Her father jumped out and he started to shout So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Unknown said...

Whatever you freaking Wop.

BVM said...

That's W.O.P. you W.A.S.P.