Wow.

Talk about elaborate.

Friday Video

Work is dead and I am going home. I am going to see the band "HEAD" tonight at the Seattle Funhouse. Should be good. So before I go, I will post a video of the King Khan & BBQ show live at the Funhouse.

P.S. Hey Baron, can you spot Jessie?

Here Is A Riddle

I don't know if anyone saw it, not many people did, but PBS aired the Democratic debate last night held at Howard University.

I myself saw bits and pieces, so I can't really say much, but I do know they spoke a bit about the supreme courts recent ruling on Brown vs Board Of Education.
If you want to read about it read this article.

Anyway, Medved brought up a very interesting point, about the Democratic debate, on his talk radio and I want to share it with you.

It goes something like this. With all the talk last night about racism, lack of equality and lack of diversity inside schools, can anyone guess what percentage of white students attend Howard University?

Look inside comments box for the answer.

Ann Coulter May Be A Crazy Bitch...

...but who the hell thinks Kathy Griffin is funny?

Mysterious?

The moon is changing. Uh, alien moon base perhaps? Either that or global warming, but it's no freaking mystery.

We're Taking It Back!

That's right, Ese! You have to be a citizen to win the litigation lottery in this country, Holmes!

Cure For HIV?

Eventhough I am one of those who thinks there is too much focus on HIV/AIDS and not enough on more prevalent diseases, this is still very good news...if it works.

Best Of The Day.

Mitt Romney strapped his dog (in it's carrier) to the roof of his car back in 1983 for a twelve hour car ride. I hope the dog at least peed on the sandwiches. My favorite line in the article:

"Romney, of course, has expressed support for the use of "enhanced interrogation" techniques when it comes to terrorists; his campaign refused to comment about the treatment of his dog."

Thank you, TIME, you never cease to amaze me.

The Experiment Takes His Bat And Glove To L.A.

After a series with the vaGiants that yielded another unsurprising outcome, Padres are now poised to once again battle the Dodgers for first place in N.L. West.

Tune in and watch Khalil Greene, a.k.a. The Experiment (ask Maximum Colossus about his alias) and the rest of the Padres lay wood to the Boo-Crew.

Honor?

Father and son try to kidnap daughter's fiance and "take him someplace" because the two moved in together. Mohd? Mohammed? Pennsylvania? Must have been Amish. You know how protective the Amish get.

What A Hero!

And by hero I mean assbag.

The Sister-In-Law Will Be Pleased

The Spice Girls are having a reunion tour. And Eddie Murphy is not invited.

Outrageous!

I'm sure after you read this story, you'll be as shocked as I was. Seriously, what was this woman doing escorting her 8 year old son into the women's restroom?

Old Marine Kicks Ass Without Breaking A Hip

While doing what old people do and that is scratching his scratchers, this ex-Marine felt a hand go into his front pocket. He didn't like that.

Therefore he did this. Watch video

Hurray Snuffaluffagus!!!

Scientists want to bring back the Woolly. Fine by me, just don't even think about Raptors. They can open doors!!!

Alan Colmes Take On The Fairness Doctrine

Alan Colmes is one of the few liberals out there who has a successful talk radio station, I think he is broadcasted on like 85 stations, yet Democrats still believe it is fair to revive the "Fairness Doctrine." Why? I don't get it.
One can also ask why is Colmes successful? and the answer is because he is good at talk radio and he is good at delivering his message. It is that simple.

Thankfully, Alan Colmes is also against reviving the Fairness Doctrine.
One of his arguments is that the Fairness Doctrine, in the past, forced radio stations to move away from opinion radio. Which is what I expect most Democrats want anyway. The Borg Collective hates being criticized.


UPDATE: Not surprising, Kerry and Durbin are also in favor of the Fairness Doctrine.

Sick

Neighbors sneak in and remove crosses and candles from temporary memorial dedicated mother and children murdered last week. Everthing else was left undisturbed. Fucking heathens.

Banned From PBS

Here is part 1 of the video "Muslims Against Jihad" that was banned from PBS. If you like it, go to this guys youtube page for parts 2-8.

Another Inmate Wants Sex-Change

And taxpayers are supposed to pay for it. Either way, taxpayers are paying for a costly trial. How does this even get to court? Those doctors who are getting paid to say this treatment is a medical necessity should be shot. At least thrown in jail for perjury, becasue they are LYING. And don't get me started on the activists and lawyers who push this kind of garbage into our legal system. Hanging would be too good. I can't believe they even consent to hormone treatment. This fucker killed his wife.

Hip Hop And Violin?

Like chocolate and peanut butter.

"Letsth go Padresth, Letsth go!"

The Padres are going to host a gay pride night the same night they give away caps to kids 14 and under. Pride leaders say they are not going to have a drag show, they are just going wear caps and jerseys so their is no danger of them "influencing" kids. This is a lot of hubbub and I'm sure the event is going to be tame...the first couple of times.

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But, these type of events start out tame and then DO morph into a Drag Show or something that has nothing to do with pride and everything to do with public sex. If you don't believe me, try going to a gay pride parade in San Francisco. I think "The Onion" describes it best.

the onion

UPDATE: I had to fix those links - Blogust

I Think The Show Ran Its Course

Here is the latest Planet Unicorn.

I Don't Have The Strength.

Make of it what you will.

We Are Barbaarians!

American ignorance. Environmental concerns. This one's got it all. I don't know if I'll ever be able to look my local sushi chef in the eye again, knowing how I've shamed myself.

I Needed This This Morning.

Thanks to With Leather for this one.

It Works!

Thank you again, The Onion.


Tired Of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'

Will Ferrell's A Freak.

I Don't Know Who To Root For.

This is like Alien vs. Predator. Sure, it's kind of cool to watch them dust it up a bit, but whichever one wins is just going to kill you afterwards. And by kill I mean annoy.

Justice?

At least this idiot lost his case. But the fact that it happened at all is sad. I say Pearson should be put in jail and have to share a cell with ol' Nazi Face a couple posts down. That sounds like justice to me.

The Dangerous Book for Boys

Here was a great idea for a Father's Day gift. The Dangerous Book for Boys.
Watch the promo

I stole this from Blackfive

Fairness Doctrine Update

When Politicians can't get their way, they make laws so that they can.

He Would Have Had To Come Up With A Pretty Good Disguise

On his way to his psychiatric appointment, this man shoots his corrections officer and then goes on a high-speed chase which ends at Arby's.

My question is this. Did he really think he was going to get away with it?

Germany Still Not Very Tolerant Of Other People's Religious Beliefs

Filmmakers are barred from filming in Germany, because Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.

And Garotzuva Makes The Hurricanes.

Reporter manages to go the whole article with actually saying it, but see if you can read between the lines. Also, those stats are laughable. Kids whose homes were destroyed or who had friends or family whose homes were destroyed. Do teenagers really lose their shit when their friends' rooves fly off? I thought teens were a little more self-centered than that. Must be an Emo town.

Bottled Water No Longer Vogue

At least not in San Francisco. Actually I agree with the Mayor on this one. If it saves taxpayers money, then he made the right decision.

Pat Dollard's Take

I don't know if this post is accuarte or just blind optimism, but I like it.

Arrogance Of Hollywood

Hahahahaha! Cameron Diaz is a buffoon. And here I thought Hollywood new everything...go figure.

P.S. her quotes are absolutely awesome and very telling.

Sands Of Passion Episode 8

NationalBanana.com

Think Green...

About 20 years ago, I remember being in Minnesota and seeing a bald eagle. (Please see MC previous post on this.) Anyway, I found this article interesting because of my history with this bird. I agree that eco warriors have created a level of "fear" that is fairly knee jerk. However, there is no denying that as the human population increases, we use more resources and whether we want to admit it or not, there is a consequence. I am not suggesting decreasing human population or whatever. I try not place any emotional value on that matter. Good or bad, we affect the environment and probably more than we on this forum like to admit. I am not a big fan of movies like "an Inconvenient Truth" which has one politician and zero scientists. But as a staunch Libertarian, I have always felt the only problem Capitalism has not been able to cure is waste output or the consumption of a finite level of resources and the resource levels are finite. I am not suggesting going back to the TeePee or caves because that was when man was truly a part of the evironment...and food chain. But, I am not going to dismiss every environmentalist view point just because they wear stinky oils and march on the streets of San Francisco. In closing, should we do everything in our power to make sure all species of life don't go extinct? Probably not since extinction is a part of the natural order of things. However, I will not deny that we as a species are directly responsible for much of that extinction and I can not fault those who are trying to slow down our progress.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/science/20070624-9999-lz1n24flying.html

This Song Is Catchy

I have an idea for a game.
Lets see who can sit through this video the longest.

Thanks to Stevil for being such a freak and e-mailing me this disturbing, yet hilarious video.

Islam by Live Leak Video

In this video you will find, I believe, an intersting discussion which would be worth listening to regardless of the subject. The author, however, is venting from England on the subject of Islam. It looks like he filmed in his laundry room but in spite of his lack of professional lighting and props the video is surprisingly good.

He makes points we cannot very well deny and even if you do not like the message you have to appreciate his wit - and his sarcasim.

Mac

No News Like Onion News

I think I've seen these girls before.

Freak Out Friday!

I work with some people I could see doing this. You have to watch til the end; it's the best part.

Take That Garotzuva!

Emissions eating plant? Ha ha! So long alternative energy sources!

Sicko

Here is Malkin taking on Michael Moore's new film "Sicko." The man famous for constently characterizing this country as 2 parts shit and 1 part pudding. His formula is simple really, just show the public how the shit (poor and middle class) are being exploited by the pudding (the rich), blur the facts and then sit back and watch the money come pooring in.
When you watch this video, keep in mind that not only did Michael Moore's non-prof. hold stock in Halliburton, but in pharmaceutical's as well.

"Dedications"

At least, that is what their name is at the moment.

This is Arvin Leroux's band and it is worth a listen. Check it out

Good job guys!

Looks Like It Is "Honor The Troops" Day

I say that because I see that the Baron has a draft he hasn't posted yet about the troops. Can't wait to see it.

I was watching PBS the other day and they were doing a bit on the Fallujah campaign of two years ago and on the Iraq war in General. I knew right way that I shouldn't get sucked into a PBS report, a channel who follows in the footsteps of NPR who also likes to dabble in "lies through omission", but it was too late, I was hooked.

They spoke of Abu Ghraib, the January 2005 Iraqi election, but of course not the December 2005 election and how Iraq is in a "Civil War" and yadda yadda yadda. All right of the lefts playbook. I was so close to turning the channel, but I just couldn't seem to do it. Until they spoke about that Marine who killed the old man who he thought was booby trapped. The report went as you would imagine it would, talking about the killing but never describing the circumstances. In a tizzy, I yelled at the screen and turned the channel.

The arrogance is astonishing to me I wonder when the media weill ever quit. Thankfully, this report made those feelings all better. Highly Recommended.

An E-Mail I Received

Here's a heart-warming, wonderful story of the decency, kindness and goodness of U.S. Troops. It comes from a somewhat surprising source - CBS News - and shows some of the good things our troops are doing in Iraq.
No matter what else you do today, you MUST watch this video segment and then send it on to everyone you know:

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These are the types of kind and decent acts U.S. Troops engage in everyday. They endure 120+ degree heat and attacks by radical Islamic terrorists and insurgents, and what do they get for it?

They get attacked by the likes of Rosie O'Donnell who asks "who are the real terrorists?" Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois compares them to Nazi's or the Soviets and their Gulags. Cindy Sheehan attacks them almost every single day. Don't you think we all should do something nice for our troops today to show them how much we appreciate them?
Show our troops we support them. Sponsor a care package of Gatorade, beef jerky, cookies and coffee and include a note that lets the men and women of the United States Armed Forces know how extremely grateful we are for all that they do:
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SEND GATORADE/BEEF JERKY CARE PACKAGES - CLICK HERE

A Video For 9/11 Truthers

Some dudes at Purdue University put together a computer simulation of the 9/11 attacks and how the planes crashed through buildings causing severe structural damage. Will the video convince the truthers? Probably not, since 9/11 truthers aren't looking for truth, but rather a reason to justify their rage and possibly their own existence. But who cares about them, I think the video was made to help clarify that event for the rest of us.

Aaaaah! Everybody Panic!

They should probably just make this illegal for everybody's own good.

Now This Is America.

The Ying.

And the Yang.

Not America?

Judges in the Netherlands sound awfully crazy to me:

Sometimes "things happen that have unpleasant consequences for someone, but that doesn't automatically mean the one causing them can be held liable," judges said in a summary of their written ruling.

Click here to find out what led him to this whacky conclusion.

Now For Something Different

Thanks to RG.

Top Three Stories That Brought A Smile To My Face

Since I have been stuck in the land without internet for awhile, I haven't been able to read the top stories. So I am really behind. But I want to make a few comments on a couple of newsbreaks that were all good as far as I am concerned.

1.) Nifong gets disbarred for purposely hiding exculpatory evidence in the Duke case. A case that not only proved that racism is alive and well in this country...against rich white males, but a case that has me calling Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton "Grand Wizard" and "Grand Dragon" respectively.

2.) Salman Rushdie becomes Sir Salman Rushdie. A move I like to think was Britain's "Screw You" to Islamo-Fascist crazies. I also think it is time to pick up "Satanic Verses."

3.) And last but not least, reports showing that Curly Joe Sheehan can't seem to get away from Lefty fringies quick enough. Read some of her comments here.

CNN? Reporting This? Really?

Enjoy.

Robot Chicken: Star Wars - Full Feature

I have actually seen a billboard for this video up here in Seattle. So I thought I should post it. After watching it I have concluded that it is typical, but still very good, Robot Chicken humor.

Important Cell Phone #s

MacMeda sent me these #'s and I think they are real helpful...if they actually work.

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO:

1. EMERGENCY. The emergency number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network & there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

2. KEYS LOCKED IN CAR. If your car has a keyless entry, this may come in handy someday. Call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door & have the person at home press the unlock button with the spare keyless entry, holding it near the mobile phone at the other end. Your car will unlock. You could be hundreds of miles away, & if you can reach someone with the other " remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors or the trunk.

3. HIDDEN BATTERY POWER. To activate a very low cell phone battery, dial 3370 #. Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery power. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell phone the next time.

4. DISABLING A STOLEN OR LOST MOBILE PHONE. To check your mobile phone,s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: *#06#. A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your cell handset. Write it down & keep it in a safe place. If your phone is stolen or lost, phone your service provider & give them this code. They will be able to block your handset so even if anyone changes the SIM card, the phone will be totally useless. If you never get your phone back, no one else will be able to use it either.

5. 411 INFORMATION. Cell phone companies are charging $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial (800) FREE411 or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. Program this number into your cell phone for future use.

Sand Of Passion prt. 6

I have the new office up and running in Seattle and now I can sit around this office blogging. For my first, here is Sands of Passion.

And here is episode seven. They didn't have it on youtube so you will have to watch it on the National Banana webpage. While you are there, check out the Cuba Gooding jr. video. Good stuff.

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!!!

They're here!

I Don't Say This Very Often...

...but this Limey has a point.

Constipation Blues

Here is some Screamin' Jay Hawkins for ya.

Oh Shit!

Somebody's going to call us out on this. We better own up to it first. And they say science has nothing to do with politics.

Watch Your Tongue.

George Carlin is going to extend his list of unspeakable words.

Sands Of Passion - Part 5

+3 Scalemail

Check out the videos to this new body armor called "Dragonskin Armor." Pretty cool stuff. Now the soldiers can dive on grenades to save their buddies and live to tell about it.

I Really Hate To Do This.

Unfortunately, you must sit through at least some of this extraordinarily embarassing and disturbing video to truly appreciate this awesome parody of it. It'll be worth it.

Our Military Effing Rules!

The coolest thing you'll hear about today.

The Casualties of War

I thought you all might find this interesting. I was recently reading an article that stated American casualties are lot worse than projected because it is only our medical technology that has reduced the number of deaths and not the actual size of the conflict. The artcle reported that to date their are roughly 16,000 (the number is now up to 17,000) wounded soldiers and if these soldiers were fighting during Vietnam, there would probably be about 5,000 more deaths. Unfortunately, statistics say what you want them to say. Here is a link of the American and coalition casualties. If you look under wounded you will see the number of soldiers who have been medevaced, meaning really needing assistance, is a little over 7000. Now I'm sure our current medical advances have saved many lives, however, maybe 5,000 is a number to sell a point. All of this of course is irrelevant. You are either for or against the war. The number of casualties is and always will be a straw man argument. I doubt anti-war protestors will say George Bush turned out to be right if we lost only 500 total U.S. Soldiers. On a different not of the same subject, to die at 18-22 is really sad. To have permanent brain damage might be even worse. I guess it is easy for me to say the numbers are not that high....

http://icasualties.org/oif/

The Gipper gets his props

Good read from the Libertarian Magazine "Reason."

http://reason.com/news/show/119735.html

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before.

Two scientists walk into a bar and have a seat. The first scientist says, "I don't understand why everybody doesn't own a hybrid car and solar panels yet. And why are we still fighting a war over oil?" The second scientist says, "I know. People sure are stubborn, guess we'll have to step up the cause with a new study I just did in my head. Check out these results." The first scientist replies, "Sweet. That ought to turn some heads." Later, the bartender brings them their tab and the second scientist reaches for it. The first scientist says, "Please. Allow me," and screams, "Fire!" at the top of his lungs and six people are trampled to death trying to evacuate the crowded bar.

Last Minute Video For "Video Friday"

In honor of my last post.

I Smell A New Bureaucracy Coming

And it goes by the name of Cap-And-Trade.

Let's face it fellas, the writing is on the wall. Global Warming is a reality whether it is proven or not and to reject it makes us all flat-earthers. Garoztuva has won!

In honor of his victory, I am going to celebrate by getting me a fine American beer, PBR to be exact, and I am going to emit green house gases (fart) all night long and all day tomorrow. Let them try to cap-and-trade that.

You Want America?!

This is my parents dock at their house in Minnesota. Pretty sweet.

What's Too Good To Be True?

Seriously, I never cease to be amazed at the greed and stupidity of people. A bunch of folks here in SD got bamboozled out of a shitload of money cause they really thought they could make money by clicking on a few web sites each day. I'd be a freaking millionaire if that were true.

Newsflash, morons! If someone offers you money for something that does not even remotely resemble work, you are not going to be happy with the results. Personally, I think it's a waste of taxpayer money that the Feds actually go after guys who run scams like this. I say, "You lost your money cause you were after an easy payday? Lesson learned."

Oh, For Cryin' Out Loud!

Here we go again. Another uppity scientist not agreeing with everybody else. Why would they even let this guy off the hook with resignation? He should be publicly stoned to death. Won't somebody think of the children?

Loch Ness Sighting

This video is as convincing as Maximum Colossus' UFO post.

Peshmerga Babes

A follow up to the post on Israeli babes in the Military I did some time back.
The Peshmerga are a Kurdish Security force.
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Thanks again to GatewayPundit who lets us steal all his posts.