Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Experiment Takes His Bat And Glove To L.A.

After a series with the vaGiants that yielded another unsurprising outcome, Padres are now poised to once again battle the Dodgers for first place in N.L. West.

Tune in and watch Khalil Greene, a.k.a. The Experiment (ask Maximum Colossus about his alias) and the rest of the Padres lay wood to the Boo-Crew.

9 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

You're going to give me a hard time? Why don't you ask Fryanegg why he called me this morning?

CJ said...

Yeah, the Vegan Peace Child is on fire. Got the ol' battin' average up to darned near .250. Them homers are sometin' special for a little fruity kid that don't eat the good Lord's meat products. At least the ones that come from cows and such...

BVM said...

The Pads are gonna have to play better than they did against the Giants if they expect to get anywhere.

Unknown said...

He is on pace to hit 26 hr's and 90 RBIs. That is, if he doesn't break a pinky. Also, he is 2nd on the team in runs scored with 43. And the last time I checked, he was ranked third in the league defensively. I'll take a shortstop with those numbers any day.

Baron is right though. The padres should have kicked the crap out of the Giants more than they did.

Maximum Colossus said...

On pace? Fuck "on pace."

Unknown said...

Being a Padre fan I would suspect that would be excited that one of our players is doing well. Are you more interested in being right or more interested in winning?

Maximum Colossus said...

Oh, wow, sensei! I see the errors of my way. Call me out on being a fan? The problem with the experiment is you can only count on him in short bursts because he's so streaky. 3 out of 4 weeks he's USELESS. I bet if you started counting now you'd see another 100 0-2 counts by the end of the year. That's assuming, of course, that he manages to play the rest of the year without getting hurt.

Unknown said...

Hmmm...I just think there are better players to be discouraged with than K. Greene.
But whatever, you don't like Greene. I get it now. I guess there is nothing I do except take my stuffed "Khalil" animal and cry in my underwear.

Maximum Colossus said...

Yeah! Told you!