Is This Real?

Why do I even ask? Of course it's real.

I Just Don't Know...

...what to say about this kind of stuff. I have a doctor threatening to send me to collections if I don't pay a bill that he can't really justify from an ER visit over 2 years ago. I wonder why? My insurance won't touch it because he was an out of network, on-call doc and he waited nearly two years to bill me. My only other recourse would appear to be legal action, which would probably cost more than the bill.

1984?

A very interesting read.

Prealien

I like this guy.

And I hate 60 Minutes. Go Sarkozy.

Proof Positive!

See, there were signs. You weren't paying attention. I just didn't know Samwell ripped this off.

Two In One

I found two really great articles on Pat Dollard's webpage that I think you guys should check out.

The first article is about, at least what I got from it, Americans focusing on people who already focus on themselves, while almost completely ignoring those who perform selfless acts of duty.

The second one, well, the title speaks for itself. Winnig One Battle, Fighting the Next

If You Like Sports...

...and hate Joe Buck as much as I do, you should enjoy this.

Find more videos at BurlySports.com

Hollywood Losing It's Ass Over Antiwar Films

Here is a little light reading to brighten your day before the weekend.

Money Quote

"Rendition," which features three Oscar winners in key roles, grossed $4.1
million over the weekend in 2,250 screens for a ninth-place finish. A
re-release
of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" beat it, and it's 14 years
old.

I wonder how much they paid Reese Witherspoon to do this piece of shit. This could go down as the biggest failure since Ishtar.

In Response To MC's Last Post

Remember this?

How Did We Survive The '80s?

Let Off Some Steam, Bennett!

Since it pertains to my hometown, I will post this. Arnold doing some asskicking on a reporter.

By the way, yoga?

Hey Guys, Look At Me! I Am Posting Something Good About Those Dirty Dems

I guess the Dems and their pundits aren't always Effed up. Check out this video of Clinton.
and this one of Bill Maher

Also, I listened to a Chris Mathews interview on Michael Medved and he wasn't so bad. Maybe he is just an ass on T.V. in order to get ratings up.
I don't know.

Right or wrong, its not popular, so its not allowed.

Instead of disproving his theory, he's just forced to quit.

Code Pink's Game Plan

Part of Code Pinks' gameplan is to disrupt congress, get arrested, film it and then post the video on the internet to show that their 1st amendments rights are being violated.

What they don't show are scenes like this. (Same day as video)

Code pinkie pushing her red painted hand, symbolizing blood, in front of Rice's face.
Here is the story
also
Here is another video showing more of the arrests

Seems Kind Of Smug.

I'm not saying any of this is wrong, but something about this list makes me want to start punching people in the face.

1776

New ZombieTime

Nonie Darwish speaks at Berkeley during Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week.

The Borg Collective

Michael Yon fittingly calls his new post "Resistance is futile: You will be (mis)informed" Referring to the consistant misinformation, delivered to the public, by the media, about the war in Irag. What he calls the "pessimistic dogma dome."

Coincidentally, I have a Borg air-freshener hanging from my rearview mirror, which is my secret way of thumbing my nose at the misinformed liberal Portland collective group think.

Michael Yon and I are simpatico.

Phone Salesman Amazes Crowd

On the TV show, Britain's Got Talent, a phone salesman comes out on stage, sings opera and totally blows the audience away. Even the judge in the middle starts crying.
check it out.
Part 1
and
Part 2

If You Missed It...

...here is Jeff Caldwell's last performance on Letterman.

McCain's Zinger

It's a good one.

Oh My!

Everyone Wants To Get You...

...in reference to help.


In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

Liberty

Now don't have a heart attack after you watch this video. I am not a 9/11 conspiracy theorist and this video does have a lot of that in it. But we should practice what we preach and listen to some other ideas. As a staunch libertarian, I do fear totalitarian thought. World government is what I fear the most. Someone showed me this and it is fear mongering. But I did find large aspects interesting. You will to.

The Party Ice Breakers

Kai's band

My Friday Video

Johnny Cash impersonating Elvis.

I've Always Loved This Song

Here is Eddy Grant, known for "Electric Avenue", doing "Baby Come Back" with his band The Equals.

Friday Video

Guaranteed to brighten your day.

Picture Of The Week

This picture kills me (No pun intended.) When I look it I immediatly think of scene from "Logan's Run."


Hmmm..... You know what? I think Logan's Run and Jihadists have a lot more in common than just their costumes.

UPDATE: Smear Letter Reaches $2.1 Million

Talk about your all time backfires. MSM wont be able to ignore this.
Or can they?

Great News! Not Everyone In Berkeley Is Crazy.

I was over at Pat Dollard's site, as usual, and he linked to a great post from "Move America Forward." A rally happened between MAF and Code Pink. If you know Berkeley at all, then the pictures taken at the rally are enough to make you cry.
Tears of joy of course.

I am puzzled about one thing though. A few times the author of the site accuses code pink of sending $600,000.00 to insurgents in Fallujah. Does anyone know what this person is talking about or where Code Pink got the money if they had sent it? I mean I virtually lived next door to Code Pink's headquarters in the Bay Area, which was on the border of Berkeley and Albany, and I can tell you that the word "modest" doesn't accurately describe the shitbox these ladies dwelled in. Have they grown? Baron, you live close. Do you know?

So that is what they're saying

Ugh.

Seriously, ugh.

Jim Gaffigan's Classic.

The buffet part is too true.

I Got Nothin'

Make of it what you will.

I can't say whether this is right or wrong, because I'm no scientist. It does occur to me, though, that the scientific community is awfully quick to hang the loony tag on anything that assaults their liberal senses. Oops, I made it political. The last paragraph is what's wrong with the world today, by the way.

Monkeys Are Awesome.

And the Japanese are seriously twisted. Don't let PETA see this. It is kind of cruel, though.

Bullsh*t: America's #1 Priority

Heck, if I didn't post this, MC would have.


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Left on Left: Its An Ugly Thing

Poor Ellen... Poor pooch... Poor kids... Crazy libs.

Uh-oh.

This is going to make Blogust's head spin so fast, he'll take off like a Gyro-robo.

Here You Go.

Y'all should enjoy this.

How Dare They?!

Who among us shall fight for her honor?

Jeff Caldwell's 2nd Appearance On David Letterman

Coming this Firday Oct. 19th. Hope you guys tune in.

Yuck!

Smear Letter Reaches $56,000.00 On Ebay

Normally I wouldn't talk about an issue that involved Rush Limbaugh, but his latest antic just kills me, so I had to post on it.

Recently, 41 senators signed a letter, headed by Harry Reid and Dick Durbin, asking for Clear Channel Communications to publicly repudiate Limbaugh for his "phony soldiers" comment.

So what, right? Well that isn't the funny part. What is great about all this is that Limbaugh is now auctioning the letter on ebay and the bid has reached $56,000.00 with 3 days to go. Limbaugh promises to give the money, once the auction is over, to the Marine-Corps Law Enforcement Foundation.

Here is the letter.

and here is the auction.

P.S. The letter will be delivered to the winner in a titanium case made by Halliburton. Totally Awesome!

UPDATE: Video

Ok, fine, my "Gore should not have won the Nobel Prize post"

There are a lot of reasons why, but I'll only focus on one in this post. I'm blatantly ripping off Greg Gutfeld on this one.

Its more about who didn't get the prize so that Gore's head, his girth, and his investment portfolio could grow larger. Its about who didn't get the prize so that this award could promote a political agenda.

Do a search for Irena Sendler and see who got passed over for Garotzuva. She fits the description of someone who should win a "peace" prize. But maybe its better they didn't award a "peace" price to her since the same Nobel people gave the award to Yasser Arafat.

The Mexican Gay Gene

No, I'm not making it up. These guys are trying to prove that being gay is not a choice, but its an inherited genetic trait, just like height or hair color.

My point is not to debate whether its a choice or not, but that if they prove their point they are just as screwed, because science has come up for cures for things that are genetic in nature. We have drugs to help people grow. We have drugs to make people happy who are genetically depressed. We have drugs to help genetically fat people lose weight. You see where I'm going with this.

If they prove its genetic, then it can be argued that you can be "cured".

Save The Humans: Stop Lawyers

Just imagine how much farther along we may be against all diseases if it wasn't for class action lawsuits going after those who are trying to help us.

"The other gain is the result of new treatments, which are credited with doubling survival times for the most advanced patients.
In 1996, there was just one truly effective drug for colon cancer. Today, there are six more, giving patients a variety of chemotherapy cocktails to try to hold their tumors in check, said Dr. Louis Weiner, medical oncology chief at Philadelphia's Fox Chase Cancer Center and a colorectal cancer specialist."

Good Stuff.

Halloween Is Right Around The Corner...

...and I found a great costume for both Maximum Colossus and Fryanegg.

And it's only $69.99

Its Friday

No video, but I thought I'd revisit an old favorite. I have not been to this site since about 2001, and its changed quite a bit, but still gets a laugh out of me.

Start with the pic in the upper left and just go from there.

Life-Size X-Wing Fighter Launch

More tragic version:



What really happened:

There Are Pedophile Supporters?

I think not. I believe they are actually called "pedophiles." Although, this could also be the work of the ACLU. Hey Blogust, if you're not busy this weekend, maybe you could find this guy and put him out of our misery?

Friday Video

A Parkour spoof called "Por Quoi"

Yeah, I Love Her.

I want to have, like 10,000 of her babies.

Awesome. Totally Awesome.

Fighting the war against Garotzuva! Our only hope is recognized.

Photo Of The Week

Australian idiot implants an ear into his forearm and calls it art.

Garotzuva Feeling A Deep Freeze

Gatewaypundit has a post titled "Antarctica Ice Cap Growth Reaches Record High Levels"
check it out.

UPDATE: The judge who said Gore's movie "must be accompanied by new guidance notes to balance Mr Gore's partisan views " points out nine errors in An Inconvenient Truth

I'd Save This For a Friday Vid...

...but I don't have that kind of patience. Oh, Gali!

WTF?

Unbelievable.

The Following Is Classified.

Live From Congress: New Program Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

Ah, Texas.

No one understands your sense of humor.

Virtual Garotzuva!!!

There are no words.

New Powerthirst Commercial!!!

Find a new God!

I Have To Admit...

...this might normally fall under the sarcastic heading, "Women Are So Freaking Wonderful," but this guy seems pretty douchey for doing this in the first place. I mean seriously, what an asshat.

When Will People Learn?

Okay, so the cops killed a teenager who was brandishing an iron. As the "victim's" aunt points out, he wasn't carrying a universally recognized weapon, such as a knife or a crowbar, so the family has taken the necessary precaution of hiring a lawyer. Most likely they chose one of the lawyers skulking around their front porch as soon as this story broke. I hate to sound so callous, but 15 is plenty old enough to know that you have no business coming at a police officer with an iron. Also, I'm tired of hearing the same old, "Why couldn't they have shot him in the leg?" garbage. Don't make the police have to decide where they're going to shoot you in the first place!

Effin Germans

Oh Snap!

Latest Onion News.

Extreeeeeeeeemely Not Safe For Work!!!

History Of The ACLU

Here is part 1

Part 2 and 3
Part 4
Part 5
Credit to Ian Schwartz (former "expose the left" and "Hotair" blogger)

D & D's Stupidest Monsters

Check out this link if you are in the mood for a serious nerdgasm.

BlogAction Day

I say we join in and put our own spin on its, as they state here.

I'm sure PETA will soon firebomb these guys

What? They save human lives at the cost of poor, helpless, little mice? Die bastards, die!

SKA Revival Revival Revival

Now it is time for yet, another Ska Revival. This time it is from Tim Armstrong, frontman of Rancid, and the Aggrolites who have come together for this song.

Unfortunately, all their videos look like this one (search for "Tim Armstrong" in Youtube, you will see what I am talking about.)
but I still like this song.

Pluto Chases Kid

I wish he had caught him. Who knows what would have happened next. Here

Army And Marines Reach Recruiting Goals...Again!

If the opposite were true, I am sure everyone would know it by now.
Here.

Friday Video

It's Back!

How About Some Moonbase Pie, Bitches?!

Hypocracy...

...knows no bonds. No one truly wants to be integrated. when's the Gay Prom?

Oh, Wow.

No words.

WARNING: Do Not Open This Page At Work!!!!

Zombietime covered the annual Folsom St. Fair held in San Francisco.
If you can stomach major man on man action, click onto the link.
You will not believe what is allowed during this event.

Republicans Grow The Govt. Slower

You know, they are right. There isn't much of a difference between the two parties. Bush just vetoed a bill that would have given children "free" health insurance. Not all children mind you, but "the children" just the same. (In order to qualify for the insurance one would have to be under 25 years old and living in a household of $82,000.00 /year or less.) So Bush wisely vetoes it. What makes me angry is what Bush says after the veto. He says he wants congress to "focus the program strictly on low-income children."

What? No. Bad idea. No one covered. Nothing is "free"

It must be so easy being a Democrat, because now they know who the devil is. They don't have to look for him any further, for he is the wicked one who didn't give children health insurance.

Damn It!!!

And I really liked 30 Rock, too.

I Love These Nutjobs.

Fun quotes from animal rights activists. I love Bill Maher's quote, because you can never have enough reasons to hate Bill Maher.

Update: This is pretty good, too.

Go Hollywood.

Sure to be the greatest movie of our time.

Cool.

Would this guy go to jail for the rest of his life or be stoned by an angry mob if this happened in the USA?

Ann Coulter Is A Bitch.

That being said, I'd probably marry her.

"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."

"It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"

UK Schools Must Include Bullshit Meter...

...before showing "An Inconvenient Truth"

How LOTR Should Have Ended

So What?

I'm sure the little bastards know about everything else in the world.

Canada Passes Tax To Defeat Garotzuva

They threatened and now they have followed through. What makes me crazy is that the companies aren't going to be paying this tax, but the customer sure will.

How Do I Subscribe?

To these?

Governement In Action.

Voter fraud. In their defense, who knows how many people actually voted for that to be against the rules?

Super Epic.

Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song â??Bomb New Yorkâ??

My New Obsession

This is just awesome.

Make sure you click on all the tabs.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

More On The Pussification Of America.

Pretty interesting and super conservative, so I know some of you will love it. Not quite sure, though, why the writer felt it was necessary to take such a cheap shot at the homos in this piece, but whatever.

Animal Crackers

Watched the movie "Animal Crackers" from the Marx Bros. this past weekend and it was pretty good. My favorite part of the movie is when Chico is playing the piano for the guests of the party. He does two songs and both are funny, but the second one is amazing.
Long video, so go about 3 mins and 10 secs in.