Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
We had an earthquake in Southern California yesterday. A 5.4. Not so big a deal. I didn't even realize it was an earthquake until somebody asked me if I felt it. I'm pretty used to them. The local media would like for me to panic more. I have yet to hear anyone blame this one on Garotzuva, but I'm sure it's coming.
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I haven't heard anyone blame earthquakes on climate change, but I have heard someone blame earthquakes on a common devil. Big Oil! According to him, pumping oil out of the ground is causing the ground to shift. That is why there was a tsunami in indonesia a few years back, or something like that.
I also noticed waaaaay too much coverage for an earthquake that barely anyone noticed.
Fox had a live camera on one of their trucks as they headed towards a rehab center where supposedly a shelf or something fell down and scratched a few people. I kid you not. Better than anything on Comedy Central.
Yeah, our office in LA was closed until 10 a.m. today(!) after the trembler yesterday. Someone apparently injured their arm during the disasterous event.
And it's totally global whatsitcalled today because the earth is sweating from all the carbon and cow farts and that sweat lubricates the boundaries of the tectonic plates causing them to pop. Duh, isn't that widely known?
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