I Have A Bonerrr!

Am I Overreacting Here?

The first things to go in a socialist state is our property and our freedom to assemble. A religious group is one of those basic forms of assembly and it will always be a thorn in the side of a socialist.
Socialists want people to worship the state and bow down to an erected statue of the fearless and enlightened leader.
Religious people, on the other hand, often reserve their praise for a higher power and it is no coincidence that Marx zeroed in on religion as being the opiate of the masses. In order for the state to gain full support from the masses, the peole have to be convinced that they need to worship the state's very existence. Marx knew that and so did every dictator from Hitler all the way back to the Babylonian kings of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. (not to get all biblical on you, but those three were thrown into the furnace for not bowing to a statue of the king)
I am losing hope in people when it comes to faith and property. I see history repeating itself.

With that I leave you this. Though it seems to be about a harmless problem dealing with parking, I can't help to think the county worker has a big problem with religion.

Not Marriage But A "Civil License"

Here's an article about the guy whose ideas I mentioned in the CA gay marriage post below.

Now That's What I Call Gerrymandering

How does the government use big business to get into power? Case in point. Let's face it, we are socialists. Since I have no respect for socialist countries is it ok to say I'm losing respect for ours?

Hand Me My Walker.

Now, I was a little young for the original theatrical release of Alien, but it later became and continues to be one of my all time favorite movies. It's somewhat of a relic from the bygone days when movie studios made horror movies that weren't afraid to slowly burn through character development and ambience before kicking you in the face with the good stuff. This should provide one more nail for that coffin of creativity. Sad. This should pave the way for a remake of Aliens (a strong contender for my favorite motion picture experience ever) and that officially makes me a geezer. Yeah, that does. Not all the other stuff. A remake of Aliens is the straw, people.

This Is My City.

Behold the glorious workings of the minds of San Diego City Officials. I don't really know where I stand on this issue, but I love it when children's advocates collide with animal advocates.

Update: Actually, I know exactly where I stand on this issue. The joyless buzzkills of my town voted to ban alcohol on the the local beaches in an effort to make all of our beaches more family friendly. So, fuck them, they've got plenty of places to take their stupid kids. Leave the damn seals alone. Or club them to death. Either way is cool.

Can't Wait For Friday Vid.

Stick with it; I guarantee it's glorious.

Sorry To Link To The NYT

But I like this article, and I think the subject now strikes a chord with Blogust also.

Couple Of Favorites Today.

Immunization. I wonder how long before some kid dies of something their parents refused to immunize them for, causing their parents to sue the Government for not forcing the immunization. You know, like they're forcing that child to have chemotherapy against his parents' wishes?

Garotzuva. Could, might, virtually, predicts...all your favorite "maybies" contained herein. My favorite part is this:

"...you thoroughly confused climate-change deniers..."

Yeah, they call the other side "smelly hippies" but they don't call them "thoroughly confused." And more importantly, there are those who don't believe in climate change, and there are those who don't believe man is radically changing the environment. And those who don't believe that either is happening at the rate Al Gore would have us believe. I wish they could get that straight.

Here We Go Again.

God, do I hate people.

Here's A Winner.

I believe this article has given me Embittered Syndrome or whatever the hell nonsense they called this shit. I'm going to go ahead and blame the coddlers again for this one. And really, not making the Olympic team is considered unexpectedly awful? I believe that nails the problem on the head right there.

A 14 Year Old Girl That ROCKS!

Stole this from Facebook. Make sure you watch the interview at the end. HILARIOUS!

The Goode Family

Why haven't I heard of this?
Mike Judge has a new show called the Goode Family that I think airs tonight and it might just be a show that rips on libs. (they say environmentalists, but aren't the two the same thing?) Can't wait.

Wow, This Is In Texas.

I'm speechless.

Hmmmm

Existing gay marriages can stand. That means this is far from over.
It will be on the ballot again very soon.

More Budget Visualizations

I like this guy's way of explaining things.

Interesting.

I wonder who owns stock in Sanofi Pasteur?

A Nominee

For my new favorite opinion piece.

God, I Love Sports

It would not be too much of a stretch to say that sports is my greatest passion in life. Specifically Charger football and Padres baseball. With those two teams it might be hard for someone to understand my love of sports. The let downs far outnumber the accomplishments, yet I persist. And it's because single great moments can make up for years of crushing disappointments. The feeling of seeing something as it happens and knowing you've witnessed something special that will be remembered can be overwhelming. Friday night, Lebron James closed the gap in comparisons to Michael Jordan when, with quite literally a second left on the clock and his team in danger of going down 2-0 in theEastern Conference finals, he nailed a seemingly impossible three. Even if you don't like basketball, if you are a fan of sport, you have got to feel it for this Cleveland news team.


God, I love that feeling.

Latest Trendy Site

Actually, it has probably been around for awhile and the fact that I don't know that, just shows how unhip I am and so therefore, I hate it. Even though I laughed... a lot.

Don't Be Jealous

But they are opening a Bob's Big Boy in Morro Bay. Yes!

Trek Yourself

Upload a photo and become a Star Trek character

Fun With Numbers

The Deficit




More here.

WOW!

Hey MC, we might be wrong about the new "V"

Newsflash!

Californians are stupid! Damn it, I'm a Californian.

This Is Awesome...

...and will end terribly.

Barf.

Just barf. Let's raise the cost of manufacturing and purchasing cars and claim that the consumer will make it up in fuel costs. This should encourage consumer spending. Would Global Warming just go ahead and fucking die already?

Update: Kenya Paula can eat a dick.

Can I Just Say...

...that I totally heart this? The enemy of my enemy is my friend? Only until your common enemy is out of office. Now, please proceed with tearing each other's throats out.

Oh, Lord.

I can guess how this will turn out. I'm thinking the Visitors will still turn out to be the "Bad Guys," but that their intentions will be a lot better. Meaning, they'll still want all our shit, but only because we don't appreciate it. And if they still want to eat us it's only to punish us for our horrible ways. Also, the guys running our military will be douchebags, and they'll be one ethnic politician who's the voice of reason. Or the politician will be some silly girl. Also, they're be religious nuts aplenty. If this were on cable, I might have some faith, but networks literally get paid to push political agenda.

The Iraqi Workout

Japan Is A Nuthouse

God bless em
Thanks to Ka-pow for that gem

Haven't Had A Good Garotzuva Post In Awhile

This one will do nicely.
The writer is talking about the recent "The Day The Earth Stood Still" re-make which I'm sure just came out on video or something like that. Otherwise he is a little behind the times with this review. Still a fun, fun read.

Two Articles That Make Sense To Me

Soak the Rich, Lose the Rich
"We also found that over these same years the no-income tax states created 89% more jobs and had 32% faster personal income growth than their high-tax counterparts."

and

Sell the Stimulus... To Federal Workers?
When federal workers outnumber private ones, how will we ever bring the country back? Maybe Comrade is right, Democracy might be a severely flawed system. Lets just hope that people will not be satified with less and break this federal monopoly apart.

Fun With Our Money

John Murtha's own airport.

"Jane Roe" Arrested During Anti-Abortion Rally

Norma McCorvey, of Roe v Wade was arrested for participating in anti-abortion rally. I guess she has had a change of heart since the 1970's.
Here

Obama Goes From Dove To Hawk

While the Democrats ripped Bush, even when he took a "liberal" position, to gain votes, the Republicans praise Obama when he takes a "conservative" one.
Here

Megashark vs. Giant Octopus

Guaranteed to make MC's A list

The Governator vs. The Unionator

More here.

Christians Dig Hot Sex

Too bad this article was written by a guy. If it were written by hot a christian babe who liked hot sex, I might start going to church.
Here

What Did One Commie Say To The Other?

Fucking Fascist!

As the government gets closer to becoming GM's primary shareholder, people are getting nervous that GM will use the time the money has bought them to ship more jobs overseas.
Here

Tax Increases = Bad

I totally agree.

Here We Go.

Thank you, ABC News for giving this the national attention it so clearly needs.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/AmazingAnimals/Story?id=7561260&page=2

My favorite line:
"But if it was a problem that I had no idea could possible occur, I'd be thinking, gee, I wish somebody had told me about it."

And my rebuttal:
If you didn't know your kid could crawl through a pet door, you should not have been allowed to have kids.

And the last line is really the thing here. That sentiment alone is going a long way toward destroying this country.

Uhhh, Wow.

WARNING: ADULT MATERIAL!!!

Advertising is soooo much better everywhere else. Blogust, you may want to steer clear of this one. I believe it may be off limits to you.

In Case You Didn't Know.

Keyboard Cat rules. Play him off!

EMBED-Walker Told Keyboard Cat He Has AIDS - Watch more free videos

Happy Mother's Day You Mother Lovers!

Bad Reviews of Classics.

Just in case you have any respect left for your fellow man. Man, people really hate swearing. And I have to disagree; George Lucas would have knocked Goodfellas out of the park!

Friday Vids

Here are some awesomely disturbing ads for a Slurpee-like concoction that would get you run right out of the U.S. on a rail if you tried to run them here.




They never stop laughing! Sleep tight.

Whoops

What Does It Mean?

I don't know but cutting federal programs caught my attention.

Looks like CA will lose a $15 million earmark Feinstein obtained.

The Hero

Yes, this would make a great movie.

Public To Al Gore: "Take a hike, loser."

Well, ok, not exactly in those words, but that's how it would be stated in my world.

More here.

Couple of Good Ones Recently Passed On

Frankie Manning and Dom DeLuise both passed on recently.

Frankie Manning is a big part of why Lindy Hop is so popular. He passed away just before his 95th birthday. I got to see him once, about 10 years ago. He attended swing festivals and dance camps literally up until his death.

Here's Frankie Manning (in the overalls) dancing in Hellzapoppin, 1941.



Dom DeLuise... Well, he's always made me laugh. That's good enough.

Just Awesome

Eco-sailors rescued by oil tanker

You know, to show how viable green energy is, we're gonna show you that its really not.

Nice Try, Pres...

But Clinton did it better.

CA Thinking About Smogging Motorcycles

Keeping with the topic du jour... Might as well tie it in with the usual "how the Government continues to mess with us" ongoing topic.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-smog-motorcycles5-2009may05,0,6008850.story

Moto Trek Has It's Own Blog

The vintage motorcycle shop I am working at has it's own blog. Check it out here.

A Slap In The Face To Trekkies

From The Onion.

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Videos of Chicks With Music?

More my speed. :-)

This Appears To Be Silly.

And it is. But it also possibly points towards something I have been saying for a while. That the gay and lesbian community is desperately trying to inflate their numbers in an attempt to gain a political foothold in this country. If we are to believe that people are born with a "gay gene," then there must a finite percentage of gay people in the country. People can not choose to become gay by the very "scientific" theory they use to protect themselves in the eyes of the law. This is why the Prop 8 thing is a bigger deal than people pretend it is. "Family" still holds a great deal of political sway in this country, and I worry about letting a clear and outstanding minority hold too much power in this supposed democracy of ours. Of course, it's probably already too late for California. We are already held hostage by a minority that does not even legally reside here. My two cents.

This Is Great.

Just so good ole funny shite from The Onion.

New Japanese Game Show

Breast Bowling with video.
If the contestant gets too close and their face smashes into her breasts then the game board gives them an electric shock.
I'm speechless.

Say Goodbye To Some Of Your Precious Time.

Enjoy awesome.

Hear, Hear! Or Is It, Here, Here?

Thanks, CJ, for finally sending me something that doesn't make me want to punch myself in the dick.

Friday Vid.

A movie by Gandorks for Gandorks, The Hunt for Gollum.

Uh, yeah...looks pretty fucking boring.