Behold the glorious workings of the minds of San Diego City Officials. I don't really know where I stand on this issue, but I love it when children's advocates collide with animal advocates.
Update: Actually, I know exactly where I stand on this issue. The joyless buzzkills of my town voted to ban alcohol on the the local beaches in an effort to make all of our beaches more family friendly. So, fuck them, they've got plenty of places to take their stupid kids. Leave the damn seals alone. Or club them to death. Either way is cool.