Conservatives would be alright if they would just follow the times, man. I mean the world is more progressive now and they need to like... catch up. Ya know what I'm sayin', man? They're like, left behind. The voters are wiser now. It's their own fault. We've outgrown them.
You know, with the wars and global warming? We just wanna be free. To live the earth without the shackles of the worlds problems. We can't police everyone, man. And gay marriage, free healthcare, that's what matters, man. We need science to guide us through this life not religion or thousands of years of tradition. That's for old people. Science and doobies is where it's at, man. And while talking science and smoking doobies we can practice some, ya know, basic science... protection sponsored by the government, of course. If not we have government sponsored devices to solve any unwanted packages. It's cool, man. It's cool.