Allah has a sense of humor

My ex-girlfriend's father was an emergency room physician. People came in all the times with things stuck up their ass. The usual explanation was "I fell on it".

Ahhhh-la!

I Can't Take Much More!

"The ideal hasn't changed. I think when people say 'American way,' they're actually talking about what the 'American way' meant back in the '40s and '50s, which was something more noble and idealistic."

I don't care how good their screenplays are, these two yahoos can suck it. I do not want to see this movie anymore.

Let me expand here. If they had a problem with "the American way,' then they should have left the line out completely. To include this distorted version of it is an obvious attack on what they perceive America to be today. I have no doubt in my mind that if there were a Liberal president in office, the line would have remained unchanged. If they truly believe that Superman is supposed to be a hero for everybody, why are they intentionally using their movie as a platform to wage battle against those of us who are still proud to be Americans?

How Can You Not Like This President?

Elvis Jukebox, Elvis Mansion tour, Kobe Beef for dinner and a Brian Setzer show? Sounds like a kickass time.

Dude.

All I can say is dude.

Sunday Bloody Sunday

The President covers U2.

We ~heart~ The Onion

How could we not? Well, the floating Danny DeVito head is kind of disturbing...

Where's Colmes?

Umm...Okay.

What the hell does this mean, if it doesn't include all of the insurgent groups? And quite frankly, the whole thing sounds like an Amway pitch to me. You'll lose money for two years, then you will start to become a millionaire.

Suck On This A One Time!

Sam Raimi makes Brett Ratner look like Uwe Boll. This is going to be good.

Take personal responsibility

I just found this after looking at www.senate.gov. Cool website by the way. The "Cheeseburger Bill" is coming up for a vote in the Senate.

I guess this bill passed in the house of representatives a couple of years ago. I can't believe that people honestly think its ok to sue McDonalds over their own obesity. It just boggles my mind. Here are a few links about the bill, a fox news article regarding the house passing a couple years ago, and some liberal web site doing what they do best.

We have members of this board who smoke and drink. NONE of us blame the companies who make these products for anything. Some have taken steps to rectify their own actions. One of our members has recently lost a lot of weight by controlling his own vices. He didn't make a change by filing lawsuits against those who made the products. In America you are free to fuck yourself up in certain ways. Deal with it. It is part of the freedom we enjoy in this country.

Senate Web Site

House already passed the bill

This idiot blames McDonalds

Billion Dollar Baby

As we all know: Rich, White Men Are Evil

Capitalism Rules

I Predict The New York Times Will Be Bitch Slapped

One of the things that the world doesn't understand about this President is that he is deadly serious about fighting this war on terror. People are constantly underestimating his ability and his commitment. They think he is a simple head, a dictator, and a crusader, but what they don't realize is that he actually believes what says about this country and that he will go to any lengths to make sure it is safe. Therefore I ask you this, what is going to stop him from tearing the NYTimes a new one for printing another leak?

I say nothing. Here is some of his tough talk. He has talked tough before and usually followed through. I don't think he will change.

Michael Fumento vs. Al Franken

Michael Fumento, the reporter embedded in Iraq, took on Al Franken and two others on the Al Franken show. He points out that 3 to 1 were acceptable odds. Unfortunately he doesn't give an audio clip. Do you guys think Al Franken called him a liar?

Finally!

Now I don't even have to leave my home to get treatment. This guy is a genius!

Suck It, Stewart.

You can't win with this guy. I wonder if there is any tone with which to send any message to anyone that would be proper in the eyes of this douche bag.

Sorry Guys...

...but I'm sold.

Jon Stewart Should Anchor CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS

Here is an article by Richard Morin who claims the Daily Show might be an enemy of Democracy. Why? Well, according to Morin, viewers of Jon Stewarts show "develop cynical views about politics and politicians that could lead them to just say no to voting."

I say good, it is better for this country. Morin shows that most people who watch the Daily Show are College students. To me this means two things.
1. Daily Show viewers probably don't have a job
2. Daily Show viewers probably vote Democrat
Besides, anyone who would turn to Jon Stewart for Political guidance... well, lets just say we are better off. Don't get me wrong, I have laughed at a some of things he has said, but like I said before, Craig Kilborn was way better.

No, really, its NOT about politics

OK, I tried to get some global warming knowledge out of Al Gore. I actually gave him a chance. But now that I have, I can't believe I spent time doing so. I now firmly believe Gore is using this latest crusade for political gain. Period. If this was truly about global warming, the answers to these softball sized, slow pitch questions would have been good to read, but they just repeat the same ol' Liberal spew:

- Corporations are to blame for everything bad.
" a lot of politicians are addicted to money from the oil companies "

- Corporations are environmentally dead institutions dead set on killing the earth at the expense of their own raw materials and the earth.
" We're operating planet Earth as if it's a business in liquidation. Because we're liquidating the ecological system. "


- Government must come in and change society for good.
"redesigning and rearchitecting the patterns of our cities and communities and lifestyles--it seems impossible now. But it will also be enervating. It will lead to benefits that we don't yet see so clearly. And in the process, we will also, again, gain moral authority. . . ."

- Economists (and Capitalism in general) is/are flawed. Even at its basic accounting procedures.
" The way we define profits is itself deeply flawed. "


- Typical "Run for your lives, the sky is falling" tactics.
" Alaska's just melting. "

- Feel sorry for poor, 3rd world countries. -OR- Rich white men are basically Satan.
" So if you're a Third World country, and you have a million acres of rain forest, rich in biodiversity, and you decide to cut down every last tree and bush in one year, on your accounting system, that will come up as a huge positive. Congratulations. "


- Bush is bad.
" although he did recently compare George W. Bush to the scheming, homicidal president on 24 "

Gore-bal hot air is real.

Geek Fest

In order to mix things up, I will list my favorite Sci-Fi shows
1. Star Trek Next Generation
2. Star Wars (This used to be #1 until episodes 1, 2, & 3 came along)
3. Firefly
4. Original Star Trek
5. The New Battelstar Galactica (thanks to Lord Kingly's recommendation)
Start your own. Maybe a list of Sword and Sandal

How To Win An Argument.

For those of you who have been enjoying the fiery back in forth going on in the comments sections of some of these posts, I thought I would offer some valuable insight to my own personal style of debate. Everything I know I learned from Dave Barry. He is the king of the intellectual battlefield.

Where Is The Outrage.

This girl tears into some deserving folks pertainting to the two soldiers butchered in Iraq. She is right "Where is the outrage?" You will enjoy this rant.

Also, Pfc. Tucker's parents make it clear on where they stand.

By the way, I got this video from expose the left. I feel like I should site my source.

Interesting Or Obvious?

Some of you may have read in an earlier comments section where I responded to Blogust's anti-Mother Earth rantings with, "Go club a baby Harp Seal, you Nazi!" It is also common knowledge that Blogust masturbates furiously to Ann Coulter press clippings. If you can see the correlation, you're sure to get a kick out of this.

How Could You Not Heart The Onion?

I know you all do, and this is solid gold. Especially the second to the last. Epic!

Economy

No matter how often one points to the booming economy, the nay sayers always bring up the deficit. Well, what would happen if that was reduced as well? Do you think the MSM would report it? National Review Online has some good news.

Michael Fumento

Today I found out about another journalist who was embedded with the military in Iraq. His name is Michael Fumento and he gave a really informative interview on Michael Medved. Here is webpage. He has streaming videos, interviews and photos. Really good stuff!

Read this article by Michael Fumento

Where's My 20 Foot Pole?

I just got this from HR at work. Its an email to all, well, to all you SMOKERS. DAMN YOU TO HELL!

To all tenants at Golden Gate Plaza, As a courtesy reminder, per California's Assembly Bill 846, no smoking is permitted within 20 feet from entrances and exits of public buildings. Accordingly, please refrain from smoking too close to the entrances. Please pass this on to all individuals in your office. If you would like to discuss the above matter further, please feel free to contact me.

Thou Shalt Not Post Poorly On Friday!

What a glorious way to start my day. Hallelujah!

OK, I know we've heard enough from Ann

But I just read this, and I've had too much to drink during dinner, so here it is. Its from 2003 and its about why conservative talk radio seems to do better than liberal talk radio:

"To be sure, conservative radio talk show hosts have a built-in audience unavailable to liberals: People driving cars to some sort of job"

I'm sure it won't be as amusing in a sober state...

Give us 22 minutes and we'll give up the country

I'm In A Conspiracy Type Of Mood.

Honestly, how many of Bush's buddies and bankrollers do you suppose have money tied up in cable television and satellite radio, cause pretty soon those will be the only undiluted mediums to provide quality entertainment for your viewing and listening pleasure.

Don't get me started on Tamiflu, either, cause that's one of the bigger loads of crap going as well.

Scientists respond to Gore-bal warming

From Slashdot. There are a few other links to threads regarding this topic in there.

Slash-Dot Post

The Article

Here's Some More Hippie Crap For Ya.

Get a load of this. How long before this guy gets shot in a parking garage?

"After 15 years, you say thank you"

Hollywood is at it again... and again... and again...

Squatters

FEMA ripped off

Imagine the scenario that would play out if socialized medicine happens...

Keep Government Small

Holmes vs. Cooney

Here is something that ZombieTime brought to my attention and it reminds me of an old memory I would like to share with you. And it goes somthing like this, but remember, it was long time ago and some of the details are a bit fuzzy so I looked it up on wikipedia for the little tidbits.

When I was a kid, there was a fight between Larry Holmes and Gerry Cooney. It was a much anticipated fight. Larry Holmes was big time champion who was known for his fight with Mohammed Ali, while Gerry Cooney had beaten some notables such as Ken Norton, but was this the reason for all the Hub-bub? Well not exactly. You see Holmes was black and Cooney was the Great White Hope. At least, that is how I see it anyway. When I was kid, I too wanted Cooney (trust me: this is a very normal reaction) to win and actually paid attention to a sport I could care less about. Well this is how it went down, sum-up. They fought and fought, Cooney got some good shots in, but Holmes knocked him down hard with 2 rounds to go and Cooney's coach threw in the towel. Cooney's face was bloodied. It was a heart breaker and I remember saying "Cooney could have beat him, he went 13 rounds." and the obvious comeback was "Well so did Holmes."

Get it Dummies?

Crazy? Yep. Pretty Crazy.

See if you can sit through this.

The Dems Must Be Hyperventilating

Man it has been a great week. Iraq completes its cabinet, Zarqawi becomes one of Satan's 72 virgins, Bush goes to Iraq to meet the PM and gives an emotional speech to cheering troops, Karl Rove is off the hook from bogus charges, Economy still booming, Ann Coulter's book sells a thousand copies everytime someone bashes her, San Francisco gun vote overturned, Abbas and Hamas start to focus on each other rather than on Israel, Canada nabs some wannabe terrorists... Man, it is hard to take it all in. What next?... hmmmm, how about this?

Oh, feel free to add more good news that I missed.

Berkeley: Slowly dying

Time to move to Texas? I've thought about it. This area is bad for business. But of course it is, its BERKELEY! Bring on the pot, communists, naked people, and Cindy Sheehan but whatever you do, don't bring jobs.

Businesses die

Businesses can't grow

Zarqawi Rock Video

This video is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. I think the reporting that Zarqawi's death was a rare Iraqi victory is extremely dishonest. I suppose three successful elections in one year means nothing to the nay sayers.

Order only in English?

I agree with the business owner. Hell, I support him based on the fact that he's Sicillian like me. It's his right to display his sign and have this store policy. Just like its the right of the owner of the Grand Lake Theater in Oakland to use a majority of his marquee to bash Bush rather than advertise what movies he is showing.

And the obvious bias of this article's author comes out in flying colors when he makes fun of the local Philly accent.

Bistec con queso?

Witches of East Brunswick

In Ann Coulter's new book Godless (and yes I bought a copy. What are you going to do about it?) Ann roasts "The Jersey Girls", a group of widows who lost their husbands in the 9/11 attacks. Now I haven't gotten that far into the book, so I don't really know the context, but I think her point is that their are some people who use personal trajedy as a way to further their own beliefs i.e. Curly Joe Sheehan. One of the Jersey Girls fought back and this is what she said.

"This (Coulter's criticism) is as idiotic as Congress debating gay rights," said Kristen Breitweiser,
whose husband Ron died in the World Trade Center.

Isn't that funny? I mean the lady just proved her point. Personally, I have decided that it would be wrong to write "discrimination" into the constitution. So, I do not support the Marriage Amendment. Nonetheless, their are plenty of people who do and to make a statement like that, well it is obvious she is taking this opportunity to be political.

It Is Zombie Time Again

Worst President Ever.

X-Men 3

I saw X-Men 3 this weekend and I really liked it. Granted, the movie spends more time on battles rather than plot development, but my God the battles are bitchen. I don't think it will win as many fans as the first two, but it certainly wont drive many away either. Do yourself a favor, get some people together who like action flicks and go check out this movie. It is a thrill fest.

Also, Kelsey Grammer did an interview on Hannity and Colmes where he comments on his future run for office. Under what party would he run? Well, since I am posting on it, I think the answer is obvious. Speaking of politically aware actors, read what Mickey Rourke has to say. Normally, I would care less what Rourke has to say, but it certainly is ab-normal hearing this sort of stuff from "todays" actor. Thanks Mickey for those kind words and just for that, I think I will rent Barfly. "Too All My Friends!"

Vena Is Green

In honor of our new Green Party candidate pictured at the top of our blog:

Vena Loves You