My MAC sucks

I'm sending this post because I am currently writing on my wife's MAC and it sucks hard! Now to let you all know, my wife got this laptop because of the same reason everyone else gets a MAC...because it does good photoshop, great art and you can download music. Now between you all and me, my wife is not an artist (in the painting sort of way) nor a photographer and we have a lot of CDs. It also seems to me that everyone else who owns a MAC uses photoshop and art when they want to surf porn and that is about it. So why does everyone buy a MAC? They are about 20% more expensive than any PC that has the same processor or memory or whatever. Their software is about 20% more expensive. They can only do a limited number of commands. So WHY??? The answer is simple. They are exactly what everyone states they hate about Americans. They look good. They have great marketing. They play cool music and they are the life of the social scene party. Isn't it ironic, the only people who complain about this "ugly" side of America are those people who buy MAC computers? I'm talking about hippie/college/hollywood chicks and the .edu crowd. No self-respecting businessman, scientist, computer programmer, journalist, computer gamer or any self made man would buy a MAC unless they wanted to get their wives off of their backs. AND YES I MEAN WIVES!