I like how they think the numbers actually represent anything concrete. If 58% of Americans think we are losing the war, well, then obviously we are. Not like we are actually trying or anything, 58% said we were, so we are.
So, in a truly scientific type poll 100% of those polled think I am going to win the lottery and bang a passed out Lindsay Lohan while watching internet streaming video of children of Hezbollian prisoners getting their balls stomped on in egregious Abu Graib type prison awesomeness...uhh what?
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I use the same tactic. For just about everything.
For example
Am I good looking? My Mom thinks so. Then YES!
To Expand on Blogust's thought...
I like how they think the numbers actually represent anything concrete. If 58% of Americans think we are losing the war, well, then obviously we are. Not like we are actually trying or anything, 58% said we were, so we are.
So, in a truly scientific type poll 100% of those polled think I am going to win the lottery and bang a passed out Lindsay Lohan while watching internet streaming video of children of Hezbollian prisoners getting their balls stomped on in egregious Abu Graib type prison awesomeness...uhh what?
When, in fact, you're only likely to bang a passed out Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan is hot.
Are you sure?
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060725/lohan%20piven/llpiv4.html
I don't know my HTML. So sue me.
Thank You. That was HOT!
I was being sarcastic. She looks like a washed up coke whore in that picture. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Here's what I think of your stupid polls.
I Heart Penn and Teller
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