Monday, January 05, 2009
I Have To Be Honest...
Baby model agent sounds like a calling I may have missed out on. Not calling is bullshit, though. Being the person who gets to tell people their baby is too ugly to sell baby cloths and pacifiers and whatnot sounds like my dream job. I would go door to door to deliver that kind of news.
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Totally.
"Woman, your baby is an ugly fat mound and smells of pee and for that I say good day to you. For the love of all that's holy, lady, change that brats diaper! No way am I gonna scare the rest of the nation with that hideous beast. In fact I'm gonna have nightmares just thinking about your pink glob with eyes. Thanks a lot, you heartless troll breeder!"
"I love my job."
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