This Chick Is Showing Some Mad Runs

There was an Pan-Arab singing contest similar to "American Idol" and an Iraqi woman won it. Her name is Shada Hassoon. Would you vote for her?

Eee-ee heh ee-ee!

One More Friday Vid.

Would Dracula, Wolfman and Frankenstein ever assemble in a party type setting?

Friday Video.

Sorry I couldn't embed it, but check it out.

If the question is, "What's the greatest fight scene in the history of television?"

The answer most certainly is, "This one."

This Just In.

Global Warming, Not My Hangover, Responsible For My Splitting Headache

Researchers agree that it is highly unlikely that the splitting headache I have been battling for several hours this morning was caused by the five whiskey and cokes I downed during last night's The Office Marathon on NBC. The more probable culprit, according to scientists surveyed, is Global Warming.

"Millions of Americans watch television every night without the consequence of headaches the following day," said Richard Head of the Science Institute of American New Guinea. When asked about the possibility of five cocktails being involved Head replied, "I just don't see a correlation. You'd really have to be grasping at straws to come to that conclusion. Mr Colossus' headache is obviously driven by shrinking ice caps and rising temperatures due to man-made CO2 emissions. I'm afraid Mr. Colossus will be experiencing headaches and maybe even nausea until America makes a genuine effort to commit to cleaner energy sources, leading the way for the rest of the world to do the same."

When informed of Dr. Head's statements, I had this to say, "You know, it is a little warm in here." There you have it.

They Didn't Get Their Way Enough.

Something tells me that people from the Humane Society and the International Fund for Animal Welfare may be a bit biased when it comes to the Harp Seal issue.

Garutzova!!!

Finally, an article that shows the upside to global warming. I mean Matthew McConnaughey and Kate Hudson? Come on. Seriously, though, global warming? Again? First Giant Hornets and now Killer Jellyfish. Do we stand a chance?

By the way, I love how the guy who knew what he was looking for found FIVE, and that constitutes spreading across the coastline. It's a regular infestation.

I'm Annoyed At My Elected Officials And My News People.

So our little battle in the beach community here for years has been the town council's attempt to ban drinking on the beach. Every couple of years they put some drinking ban on the ballet citing violence and police expense and underage consumption blah, blah blah. One time they even tried to sneak it in without even putting it up for public vote so we had to petition for it to be on the ballot. And what do you know? We voted against it. The community votes it down every time. But they keep throwing it out there again and again. My favorite part is that they get the media to put the word out that everybody is really for the ban. There was a town council meeting just a few days ago, and according to the article NBC news put out the next day, the support of the ban was overwhelming. Business owners and home owners were going bonkers for hours pleading with the town council to save our town from the scourge of drinking on the beach. I'd link you the article, but it's been edited. Now it looks like this:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/11404736/detail.html

Now I guess only one guy seemd all that upset and the argument seems a little more balanced between the two sides. Funny thing is, it's not balanced at all. Ever. In fact, if you check out NBC's very own poll you'll see that 75% of the people who voted are against the ban. Maybe that's why NBC toned down the article. Or maybe it's because a group called freepb,org sent out photos of the very same town council meeting showing a majority of the people wearing "Keep Freedom Free" hats that they provided. Sick what a handful of people with some power can try to pull off. Nice job journalism.
FreePB

All You Need To Know About The Lawyer Firings

and

Always have liked him. Always will.

You've probably seen this already. I got a good chuckle out of it.

That was a good video, but the Yahoo player stunk. I added this one from YouTube. Not so jumpy with a few more jokes. - Blogust

Ahem.

Freedom Fighter.

Awesome.

Time magazine falls all over itself trying to explain why voters still like the Republicans more than the Dems. I will give them kudos for not coming right out and saying it's because Hilary's sort of a woman and Obama is sort of a black guy.

A Petition For The Surrendercrats

I am sure it is too good to be true, but here it is anyway.

Hmm...

This seems a bit fishy to me.

No Freedom Of Choice For You!

My goodness this is embarrassing.

I only laugh now. I think news organizations should just stop reporting on SF, its just too easy.

The Rumored 'Must See Video': How Modern Liberals Think

I have heard on talkshows and read on the internet that this is a "must see video." I haven't watched it myself yet, so I hope it is good. It is over 45 minutes long, but I hear it takes 5 minutes to become hooked.

Oh, that evil WalMart

Damn. I guess the WalMart haters of the world are right. We should stop this company from giving over 200 Million a year.

Love it or leave it kids, capitalism has single handedly solved more problems than any other system.

Glory Be!

The Onion News Network has launched. Enjoy!

A Bag of Holding is not a weapon.

Good God! Naked Hippies

Some hippies have been protesting since late last year a Berkeley decision to remove some oak trees in order to build an athletic training facility. But as the author of this site explains "What makes this entire imbroglio a tragicomic farce is that these oak trees, contrary to what everyone assumes, are not "old growth" trees that grew naturally, but rather were planted by gardeners in 1923 as part of the landscaping when the construction crew finished building the football stadium." I don't think it really matters to the Hippies whether or not the trees are new or old growth. The Hippies are only interested in going back to our caveman days and they look for any opportunity to stop progress...so says I.

Now, to the photo. Click on the picture to enlarge. Look at the carpet on that girl. No wait, that is not a carpet. That is an Area Rug.

Cowabunga

Portland Spirit

First off, I named this post the "Portland Spirit" because of the undying love so many Portlanders have for this country and because of this boat. I like boats.

Between $34.00 to $64.00, depending on the time of day, you can cruise on the Portland Spirit up and down the Willamette river. Willamette is pronounced [wi-lam-it] in case you were wondering.


A few days ago I posted a link to a picture of a soldier burning in effigy, as well as, a picture of a burning U.S. flag during the Portland Peace demonstration that happened a week ago. Unfortunately those photos were removed due to copyrights. So I am posting this new one instead.

This is the sort of thing that brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? But that is not all. Here is a report that describes one Portlander, at least in my opinion, exploding with pride.

UDPATE: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! This video has some pretty interesting chants. Pay close attention.

Peace Protest? What Peace Protest? Notice that no one really protests the actions shown on the video. One girl does make a vain attempt to sound philosophical, but it doesn't go anywhere, at least not as far as the video shows. I think her words go something like this "Dude, what about the disadvantaged people who step up to become soldiers because they are brainwashed? What about them guys?...I'm sorry, but violence begets violence." Nice try, but I think her words pretty much sum up the lefts attitude toward our military. It is either filled with fascists or losers. Thank you for that Portland.

It's Friday

PG version of 300

Present Your Argument So That A Twelve Year Old Could Understand

I guess Al Gore failed.

Knut The Baby Polar Bear

This story has been out for awhile, so I am sure most of you have seen it, but here it is anyway.

Left Loves The Underdog

A common theme on Blogust is the expressed belief that Muslims get away with murder, literally, through the eyes of the left and the media. Michael Medved tries to explain why. The Essence of Liberalism: Embracing Life's Losers

From My Pinko Brother

Just to show that I am not without humor, I will post this video. I have seen a million of these types of skits, so to me it isn't that funny. Although I did laugh when he starts throwing money at the iRak. Enjoy.

Sounds Good To Me.

Thank you, The Onion.

Hey Blogust, did you write the Counterpoint for this one? Reminds me of more than a few arguments we've had.

From The Brushback

The Brushback is a parody site in the vein of The Onion, but it is typically sports related. What this has to do with sports, i don't know, but it's pretty funny:

"Chevy Silverado To Tow Ayles Ice Shelf Back Into Place

TORONTO--In December of 2005, the Ayles Ice Shelf, one of six major ice shelves in Canada, broke free from the coast of Ellesmere and began drifting south in the Arctic Ocean. On April 5 of 2007, a Chevy Silverado GMT900 Heavy Duty will tow it back into place. “The Chevy Silverado is the biggest, most rugged pickup truck there is,” said Luke Copeland, director of the University of Ottawa’s Laboratory for Cryospheric Research. “You can use it to haul lumber, drive up a mountain, go four-wheeling in the mud, or tow an ice shelf the size of Manhattan. That’s why we’re going to hitch a chain to big old glacier and just drag it back about 30 miles. We’ll settle it nice and easy right back into its home. It’s that simple. Chevy 1, Global Warming 0.” After towing the ice shelf back into place, the Silverado will be driven back down to Texas where it will be used to haul illegal immigrants back to where they came from. "

Enjoy.

Possibly the best article on Garotzuva you will ever read. Starts out:

"NO ONE seems to care about the upcoming attack on the World Trade Center site. Why? Because it won't involve villains with box cutters. Instead, it will involve melting ice sheets that swell the oceans and turn that particular block of lower Manhattan into an aquarium. The odds of this happening in the next few decades are better than the odds that a disgruntled Saudi will sneak onto an airplane and detonate a shoe bomb. And yet our government will spend billions of dollars this year to prevent global terrorism and … well, essentially nothing to prevent global warming. "

I also like the part where the author refers to the "mammalian" brain instead of the human brain. While we are mammals, I think we may be a bit more evolved. Leads me to believe this person has no less than three cats.

Wow.

Police brutality? Check this out. Nice commentary. All I can think of is that the cops probably should have killed him. Maybe they should have asked the family of the cop he shot in the face for their reaction to what this ass hole did him.

Weird.

I never knew I even wanted to know until i saw this.

It Is Official. Global Warming Theory Is A Religion.

Dem Congressman Markey refers to Al Gore as a "prophet" for bringing Global Warming alarmism to the world. Here is the audio. But never fear, an altar will not be erected for Al Gore's sake. I still feel that "An Inconvenient Truth" will go down as the "Reefer Madness of the 21st Century."
Speaking of Reefer Madness watch this video. Tell me, does the guy at the end sorta look like Gore, but with glasses?

Downtown Portland Video

I like downtown Portland. The buildings are exceptional and there are a lot of fun things to do there. So I am posting a video to show how beautiful this city is. As you can see, the skies are still gray, but spring is coming and the trees are starting to bloom. Hopefully this summer will be as awesome as last. You can also see by this video, people love to come togethter in downtown Portland. It is very communal. Oh by the way, my office is about 6 blocks from here. :)

Holy Shit.

This is gnarly.

I Don't Care If They Are Made Up!

I wouldn't want the damn Piresans sponging off of me, either.

You Will Love These.

Ahh, for years gone past.

Sweet.

Weird Al Yankovic is some kind of freaking genius. His take on R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet," "Trapped in the Drive-Thru."

The Beatles Were Awesome.

This Jerk Again?

How do peopl like this rise to any sort of power? New Orleans DA Eddie Jordan keeps missing deadlines and letting murderers go free. I believe this is the same guy who is prosecuting the doctors and nursing home caregivers for the people who died in their care during Katrina. What an asshat.

Get Down Goblin Rules...

...but don't forget this chick has other hits as well. Super talented and sexy? Check it out:

Oh Boy.

Teacher fired for referncing the Bible in biology class. I'm not for the teaching of creationism, personally, but I'd really like to see the supplemental materials they are referring to in this article. It sounds like a bunch of atheist or PC parents freaking out over the word God without any regard for the context at all. This country-at least the coasts-is starting to look at Christianity like it used to look at "witches."

Get Down Goblin

About 7 years ago, a couple of buddies and I went on a Bigfoot expedition up around southern Oregon and northern California. During our time at a motel in Willowcreek we caught this video. It was so catchy that we sang it all the way home to San Diego. After that trip, we never heard it agian..until now. Enjoy!

2 In 1

I don't have anything to say today, but I did read a couple blogs that I found interesting. Maybe you will too. :-)

A New Power Rises in Iraq - I have read this guys stuff before. He focuses primarily on Kurdistan.

Islamist Website Instructs Mujahideen in Using Popular U.S. Web Forums to Foster Anti-War Sentiment among Americans

have fun.

I Regards To The "Global Temperature"

This is pretty interesting. Best line:

"The Globe consists of a huge number of components which one cannot just add up and average. That would correspond to calculating the average phone number in the phone book."

Glorious World Peace.

The Great American Reach Around.

Eh, One More Just For Kicks.

Milk, It Does A Body Good.

And my Friday submission:

Red State Update

Bored at work? Watch some of these.
Here is another link.

Exercise, Paint, and Make Blended Drinks

My Friday submission.

Best Mullet?

You bet. Trophy and everything. Way to go kid!

Unbelievable.

Friendly fire has always been a sad tragedy of war. Now it's a criminal offense. Or offence, as the case may be. Look for the hippies to try and push this judgment on the U.S.

Crazy Drunk Amish!

I don't really have anything to say about this except...huh?

Tears Of Joy?

What else could they be from an oil thirsty tyrant?

Or is it something else entirely? Read

It is moments like these that justify my respect for this President.

A Moment When Muslims Are More Rational

Children from Honley Church of England Junior School in Huddersfield were set to perform the Three Little Pigs. But organizers decided to make the story more Muslim friendly by changing the story to The Three Little Puppies. Muslim Leaders call the move misguided.

Big Surprise.

Texas shot down the HPV vaccine. Teenage sex=possible death sentence in the Lone Star state.

Holy Crap!

This actually sounds like a step in the right direction.

Make Of It...

...what you will.

Stuff The Media Doesn't Want You To Know About

Otherwise it would be harder to report incompetence.
AceofSpades.
Gateway 1
Gateway 2

Caulk One Up For My Cousin Jennifer

I guess I come from a very patriotic family. I already knew this though. Here's some proof. Go to this blog and look at the entry:

Real American Citizen

Go Jen! This cracked me up.

Carbon Footprint Test

Have you taken your Carbon Footprint test yet? Yeah, me neither, but I have a good excuse. I am insenstive prick and I live life guilt free. What is your excuse? Oh I get it. Maybe you don't know what the test is about. Then I will tell you.

As everyone knows, Americans are disgusting polluters and the earth is being choked with carbon and carbon dioxide by Americans day to day lives. Driving their casr, flying in planes, burning coal, that sort of thing. This is called a carbon footprint. Now some Americans leave larger footprints than others, this is a problem. Never fear though, clever people out there, such as Al Gore, have come up with a plan to offset your carbon footprint. They are called carbon credits. What you do is take a test, a ton of these tests are linked from this page, find out how much you pollute and then buy the correct amount of carbon credits recommended by your test score. The money you spend will be used to plant trees, fund alternative fuel technology and line Al Gore's fat stomach. Sounds Super.

Sperm Whales At It Again.

Sperm whale attacks fishing boats and kills fisherman. With Video. "I tried to warn you to close the beaches," says Sheriff Melville.

Straight From The Horse's Mouth

I am going to bring up an old post, becuase I just found this video on YouTube and I think it is sort of funny. A little while back we were talking about how lame it is to call someone "Hitler" in order to win an argument. It is taking the easy way out. Well, I am going to be lame and I am going to take the easy way out by posting this video. Here is a former Nazis youth calling todays left "Hitler Stormtroopers."

Just Because It Is Awesome

I got this in an e-mail my Dad sent me. Thought I should brighten up Blogust a little.

Make sure you click on the picture to enlarge. Pun intended.

Another "fight back" documentary

Seems that Manufacturing Dissent is getting big time press. Good.

Roger and Me actually did talk, but I chose not to show it to you

The Great Global Warming Swindle

OK. This blogger has a video called The Great Global Warming Swindle. Check it out. I haven't had time to check it out yet because it is an hour 15 minutes long, but I wanted to link to it before it was lost. I hope it is good.

Geek Fest # 662

Top 20 Comic Weapons. Source: Where else but from Ace of Spades HQ of course.

Have Another.

They're delicious.

Make Of This What You Will.

Prosecution of careworkers in New Orleans during Katrina by the state's top attorney. It's a shame for everybody when lawyers are running for office. Anything to get yourself in the spotlight. This reminds me of the Duke case where the attorney, Nifong, was running for office in a predominantly black community and went balls out crazy trying to convict a bunch of young white upper class college kids.

Who knew..

...the world of child acting was so hardcore?

300

The much anticipated 300 is coming out tonight, but I am sure everyone knows that with all the hype surrounding it.

I wasn't positive if I was going to go see this movie until I read this, now I definitely will. Aren't I pathetic?

Here are some other reviews.

If the movie rocks then I suggest reading this. One of my favorites. If it doesn't rock then I suggest reading this, still one of my favorites.

Must See Video

This is so unfair, but I love it.
Nice Shootin
Does that make me a sicko?

This Is It.

If Blogust is even remotely considering watching the Simpsons on TV again, or their forthcoming motion picture, the following clip will completely annhilate the urge.

Brilliant?

You bet.

Speaking Of Hating The World

Check this out.

This might cheer you up, though. Stupid celebritiy bleeding hearts.

It's About Time!

Being 1/4 Primitive myself, I can honestly say this is long overdue.

While we're on the subect of things that are offensive, don't watch this anywhere near anyone who can possibly hear it:

This Guy?

I don't even know what to say about this guy anymore. I mean, he's a murderer just doesn't even cover it these days. He's a joke, but over the darkest variety. That's not racist to say, is it?

Captain America Dead!

No Shit! Who didn't see that coming. At a time when Marvel could write a ton of great stories for Captain America, they decide to kill him instead. Anyone shocked? Here is the article. As you can see in the picture to the left, Captain America was first created to take on Hitler and the Nazis, but I guess in todays climate that is asking for too much and maybe not P.C. Never fear, they can create "Captian U.N." and he can go around negotiating with all the worlds buttholes. Sounds like a fabulous read. Ace of Spades posted on this very thing. He has been a great source for a lot of my geek updates. Such as the Frank Miller Batman vs. Al Qaeda thing. At least Frank Miller is smart enough to take on a story that writes itself.

1/2 Hour News Hour Episode 2

You Tube is no longer showing these videos so I deleted them.

Midlife Crisis

I was in Movie Madness last night, the world's best video store, and they were showing a DVD of Faith No More's videos. Serious nostalgia set in and I stood there looking at the T.V. in a total daze. I remembered back to the great summers Maximum Colossus, Fryanegg, myself and countless others had in the backyard of MC's parents house. (Mr. & Mrs. Colossus, if you are reading this then Thank You!) Anyway, say you want about Fait No More, but this song totally ruled. Funny, it is more relevant to me now than it was then.

Scooter Libby Guilty

Has anyone been paying attention to this case? I have and yet it still puzzles me. The whole point of the ivestigation was to find who leaked Plame's name wasn't it? So why wasn't Amritage indicted? Why was it only Libby? I don't get it. If anyone cares about this, maybe you could shed some light on the issue. otherwise you can gnaw on this.
Clinton Legacy
I know, I know...that link to that article is just a sign of sour grapes. I should just face it, with this verdict and the whole Walter Reed issue, things are definately out of control for this administration. So much so, that a persistently strong economy isn't going to fix it. I still find it unfair, but the public hates these guys more and more every single day.

UPDATE: Juror says “it was said a number of times ‘what are we doing with this guy here,’ where’s Rove, where’s you know, these other guys? We’re not saying we didn’t think Mr. Libby wasn’t guilty of the things we found him guilty of, but that it seemed like he was … the fall guy.” Sort of a telling statement don't you think?

That Tears It!

Garotzuva must be stopped. Or I must take up skiing. Or, actually, not skiing so much as going to ski resorts to pay for sex.

Thanks for this article, CJ.

Geico Caveman

I don't know what this is all about, but it sure is funny.

Why Liberals Are Right To Hate The Ten Commandments

Before I continue, I have to make a disclaimer so that I don't get a phone call from Maximum Colossus calling me a Religious nut job. When you read this article, please realize that it has nothing to do with my belief or disbelief in God, the Ten Commandments, or anything of that nature. But that it has to do with my disgust with people who try to remove monuments such as the San Diego cross, Ten Commandments inside courthouses and...and...(geez I can't think of anything else, but you get the point) from various communities. I am puzzled by peoples obssession over this issue and I think Michael Medved's article is as an interesting of an argument as any.

First off, I was turned onto this article when Medved spoke of it on his radio show a couple of days ago. The article talks about how each one of the commandments contradicts a different pillar of trendy liberal thinking and that the ACLU's quest to remove them from public buildings, is much more involved than just keeping Church and State seperate.

Also, I think most of us saw this picture over at ZombieTime. It is the North Frieze on the Supreme Court building in Washington, DC. It features a bas-relief sculpture of Mohammed, among several other historical law-givers. He is in the center of this image holding a curved scimitar; on the left is Charlemagne, and on the right is Byzantine Emperor Justinian.


Hmmm...a sculpture of Mohammed as a law-giver. What sort of laws? Is Mohammed a religious icon? Is this seperation of Church and State? Does the ACLU even give a shit? And if they did, do we?

P.S. Jews, Christians and Muslims all study the Ten Commandments.

P.S.S.As far as I am concerned, if some courthouse wants to put up some sage Budhist teachings on their walls, then I say go for it.

Thank You, The Onion

Looks like Boston Red Sox fans are in for a treat.

One More From 30 Rock

Tracy Jordan's Meat Machine.

I Am Sure There Is One Thing We Can All Agree On...

...the English are freakin ugly. And when I say ugly I don't mean attitude ugly, like the French. But I mean ugly as in "ugly in the face" ugly.

And here is the picture to prove it.

By the way, read this while you are in awe of their ugliness.

Pictures Of Saturn

But they look more like paintings rather than pictures to me. Check em out. If this is really how Saturn looks then it is my new favorite planet. My old favorite planet was Earth, until I found out is going to be all blue due to Garotzuva. But a planet with gold rings? Now that is kick ass.

Here is the story.

UPDATE: Mars undergoes Global Warming. But by whom? I have heard this before, but it nice to have a link.

UPDATE: Speaking of Global Warming... Which we always are.

You're Welcome.

What?

Who the fuck are these investigators? This has animal rights activist's fingerprints all over it. How do we stop Sea World from holding whales in captivity? Disguise the argument as being in the best interests of the human trainers. Then throw in a recommendation to kill an aggressive whale to get the wimpy public up in arms.

Can You Say...

...super awesome?

My Friday Video

Where's PETA when you need them?

Watch This Show.

30 Rock. Brilliant.

Experience Old Spice

Old spice is giving an "I'm Almost An Experienced Man" test over on their site. The page is introduced by Bruce Campbell. Check it out.

My score sucked.

For Blog-ust.

Here's one you should be able to sink your teeth into. Unbelievable.

Teleport!

I'm Broke.

So I decided to get my shit together and try to slice me off a little piece of that Garotzuva money cake. I put on my researcher/scientific whiz kid hat and came up with the following horrifying portrait of the future. I must warn you. It is not for the faint of heart.

The Earth, circa soon if we're not careful, from space:



That's right, nothing but melted polar ice-caps. That's water to the layman. Let's take a closer look:



See? And let's take a look at the denizens of this World of Water. Its heroes:



It's villains:



It's dirty whores:



Sure, she looks pretty hot, but you can't smell her through a picture. It's not good. None of it is good. Check out the typical mode of transportation:



Granted, that's pretty bad ass, but for the weekends, man. Not every day. But that's the future if we aren't careful. Time to act. If anyone out there from the government is reading this and would like to know how I came up with these shocking conclusions, please contact me through the comments section for this post and I will tell you where to send the check for $250,000,000. Let's fight Garotzuva...together.