Monday, April 10, 2006

When Will They Outlaw It?

Time and time again this game has proven to be nothing more than the devil's plaything. When will the needless violence and loss of life end? When will we no longer have to sweep the sewers for our missing children? Damn you Gary Gygax! Damn you to the very hell you have created here on Earth!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Being the geek that I am, I can imagine the ridicule he probably had to go through. I am sure the beating was warranted.

Megan said...

Do you think he used Gauntlets of Ogre strength when he throttled and pummeled that vile Harpy? She should have casted a "protection from geek 15' radius".

BVM said...

If he would have just bought ONE that vibrated, this whole issue would never have come up.

Unknown said...

Perv