Friday Vid.

Brothers in Arms:

Happy New Year's!

Wow.

This is the type of police protection your taxes pay for. Topless woman in the park asks to see my penis? Dear Penthouse Forum.

Get Ready!

Cause here they come. Good on California for actually making me proud. Not by much, though.

Hey, Canada!

Would you do us a real solid?

That's an F-22 Raptor. Tell me that thing doesn't turn nto a robot. About time if you ask me.

Okay, Well...

...I hope the crooks do the right thing and go "green" as well.

G'day Mate.

Wow, liberals are the same everywhere.

More Will Smith For Ya!!!

Ironic.

John Mayer defines "douchebag" by defining "douchebag."

"W"

Whether you like it or not, this guy has it exactly right.

Lasse Gjertsen

Watch all the way to the end

Movie Review - I am legion (legend)

Like the biblical passage here is a man who is "legion". Will Smith aka the Tan Charlton Heston. I know it seems impossible that a film written before the strike could be a remake!

You share my surprise of course!

But this film is in fact the "Omega Man" redux. There are distinctive differences of course. In the original there was one white star and two black stars. In the current version there is one black star and one spanglish star and one white sub-star.

The other difference is that in the remake Will makes a pitch for racial equality and Love. Charlton is too self absorbed to do this, -I presume.

Beyond the above mentioned points upon which the plot turns they are substantively the same film.

Will has said that he looked around for what pays in Hollywood and found that it was action with special effects. Once discovered he has set about staring in as many as is possible. And so, here he is a Light Colonel in the Army who sports a Dobby Gillis moustache and small beard who finds himself to be the only known man to survive a disease gone wild and also finds that he is immune to this disease (but his dog is not [see hair falling out sequence for proof of this]) leaving him time to work on the cure to be administered to the Undead (yes the Undead) if he can get them to sit still long enough once he discovers the cure which he is having a very hard time doing and if he does not forget his bleach (must see film to understand this clever hideout trick).

Will shows his big muscles and Checker Cab door ears to no small effect. Three quarters of the way through the movie (After the zombies are introduced) the female shows up. She has been driving around somewhere but now she is headed to up state where she believes a community of normal people exist and she knows this because she senses it or saw it in a vision of sorts. Will knows everyone but the Zombies is dead and so he does not believe her, -of course!

Many of you never saw Omega Man or Soylent Green, so I do not want to spoil the ending of this straight to video film. I will tell you no more. (Saw this in digital format at theater. Nice!)

If you are not at the edge of your seats by now then wait for the video.
PS. I like Will Smith pretty much but he is well on the road sterotypicalland. One character wearing different clothes in movies with different names. TELL ME I AM WRONG.

Christmas Hilarity

Going to California next week for christmas and so I am leaving work now to pack up my shizzle.
Before I go, I'll leave you with this Christmas Gem.

A Simple Gift This Holiday Season - Watch more free videos

As I Predicted

Can anyone guess what Gore's spokeswoman said about the report against Garotzuva? I did.

Women Of Star Trek

Geek Girls.

Here is a picture of Bones smacking one of 'em.

Stop Snitching II

Heathens

400 non-believers? Garotzuva will not be pleased.

4.9% GDP Growth

Ho-Hum. Same old story.

Merry F'N Christmas

A little early, but this might be my only chance to post it.

I've Got Nothing

My attorney has advised me not to present any opinion of this at all.

This Is Horseshit.

The wussification of America spreads to the Marine Corps. The most telling line in the story perhaps?

Disciplinary actions jumped markedly after Brig. Gen. Angela Salinas took command of the base last year. In 2005, six drill instructors were punished for misconduct. The number was 21 in 2006 and 17 this year.

Guess it's time to start putting women on the front lines where they can't do too much damage.

Girls Are Dumb.

Sweet! We're Finally Switching To An All Hot-Girl Format!

An Unreasonable Man

I saw the most awesome documentary last night on OPB (Oregon Public Broadcasting) called "An Unreasonable Man." I am telling you it is a FIVE STAR FLICK, so if you aren't quite sick of politics and you want to see some of the most entertaining television Public Broadcasting has to offer, then check out this link. You can either rent it or just watch it directly from the Netflix webpage.

Brief Rundown:
1)Produced by an Uber lefty procuction company called Two Left Legs.
2)History of the man who ruined the lives of so many of my favorite types of people. (that is how they make it sound, anyway)
3)Two political parties engaged in backbiting, paranoia, bullying, suspicion, teachery, name calling, and anything else you can think of during a heated campaign season. (Here is a hint: GOP is not one of the two parties involved, but is rather the link, as well as, the wedge between the two warring parties)

Please spend some time and watch this documentary. It is two hours long and it is worth every minute. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

Too Bad...

...I think I already hate the movie, but this is pretty funny.

Let's See How This One Fairs

Charlie Wilson's War comes out this weekend and from the reviews I have read so far, it is not in the same league as Lions for Lambs, Rendition, Redacted etc.
I wonder if it will do better in the box-office.

Berkeley: Pin The Molotov On The Cop Car

Check out this link. Are those his balls?

Bah Humpback!

They are beluga, actually. Be-lu-ga! When you say it out loud it is even funnier. Be-lu-ga!

Prison Break!

If only there was some way they could have seen this coming.

Hi-Res Batman Trailer.

Enjoy.

I Agree

The San Francisco Circus

First smoking, now obesity, what next?

Movie Review - Golden Compass

I do not get the Religion angst associated with this film. I am told that the books are clear with their message but the film is not so overt. I go to the movies a lot so I am not too easily pleased.

I liked this movie. I went to be entertained and I was. On rotten tomatoes one commentator wrote that the actors were tripping over the special effects. I love these guys. In one film the special effects is all the rave in another they are in the way.

So if you go to see the star, -well he is not in it (or mostly not in it). If you go to be entertained then you will be.

If you go to see Jesus discounted it is not there. But if your religion is that thin stay away cause anything can break it.

Garotzuva Is A Little Under The Weather I Guess

Arctic Sea Ice Re-Freezing at Record Pace

Stole the link from Gateway Pundit

Sad News.

Common sense, reason and rationale were killed in a tragic three car pile-up in Florida this week. Actually, this is pretty typical at this point. Those things are long since gone.

I Have To Admit...

...this crap drives me bonkers.

Thanks To Macmeda

Make sure you get the end of this video. I think it sums it up nicely.

Oh No!!! It's Happening Again!!!

Hey Blogust and Fryanegg, remember that time we saw swastika graffiti at our high school? It was right before the huge race war broke out. That was crazy! "Hate behavior." That's rich.

No Blood For Oil

I don't want to bring up the whole Haliburton, oil, war yadda, yadda, yadda bullshit again. To me, the argument is over. You either believe America goes around stealing from other countries or you don't.

Anyway, this is awesome news.

Red State Update

Girls like you sit in the back of the class writing poetry on cat stationary.+

New Batman Trailer.

Horrible quality and probably won't be up long, but damn, I have high hopes for this movie, and this is pretty sweet.

For Friday

We've seen this kinda stuff done before and I think this video is like a year old, but I just had to post it.

You love me, you really love me!

Sounds like she has resorted to begging.

More Of Me Being Petty

I just loved this.



She did NOT like that.

If I Were Black I Would Be Embarrassed

Duke Lacrosse, Nappy Hoes, Jena 6 and now this?
I am going Fckn' Nuts!

Behold...

...and enjoy!

The Last Line Makes It.

Unicorn Deer.

Can't Wait Til Friday For This Vid.

Actually surprised me.

Greenland's Icesheet Melting Caused By Magma

So says Ralph von Frese.

Is This A Lawsuit We Can Get Behind?

Doctor says the woman was a prositute and the woman says that it's not true. Nonetheless, she was misdiagnosed with HIV and won $2.5 million.

Report says she cried after the verdict.
I think that's the appropriate repsonse, don't you?

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

After I read this story, I could only imagine what that old guy might have said before downing the bottle.

Please God, Let This Be Real

Al Sharpton's aides are ordered to turn over his financial records.

Check It.

The first 5 minutes of the new Alien-Predator movie. Sets up at the very end of the last horrible movie and gets into things pretty quick apparently, but for some reason I have high hopes.

Picture Of The Week

Perspective.
Couldn't find the direct link, but I know it came from this page.

This is close enough.

Rollin' Down The River

I wonder what sort of statement Tina will make about him.

Cursin Like A Sailor

Here are a few quotes H. Clinton is supposed to have said over the years. She is a Crazy Bizzle, man!

I am not saying I haven't been this offensive myself, but I usually do it when the person is out of earshot. Got the quotes here.

"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)

"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!"From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut."(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

"You f**king idiot."(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!"(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I s ay, Okay!!!?"(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)

"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?"(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

"Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!"(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)

A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting the Constitution."(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband; 20/20, ABC 6/8/2003.)

"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!"(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)

Louis C.K.

The perfect crime.

This should Keep Those ER Wait Times Down.

I'm pretty sure I've got this, which sucks because I barely survived the bird flu. Actually, this sounds like it might be real, so be careful, Blogust! Where's Osmosis Jones when you need him?

I Don't Know About This.

I have seen nothing to convince me that Britain is cool enough to have a dragon on it's flag.

More Scientific Pariahs.

Obviously full of shit.

How to say "Black voter" without actually saying "Black voter"

This cracked me up. Not so much for the intended message but for the way the author goes out of her way to try and not mention the color of the people she interviewed, but she totally does...

"Sitting a few tables over in the restaurant with plates of grits and fried fish in front of them..."

Annie Get Your Gun

Awesome story.

I am convinced...

...Al Gore is the smartest man alive.
Al Gore Charged $3,300.00 Per-Minute To Give Green Speech

The Poor Just Don't Know How Good They Have It.

Report: Nationâ??s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas

Sanity

There is hope.

Two Girls One Cup

A somewhat popular thing going on youtube these days is filming people's reactions to "Two Girls One Cup." The video where two girls crap in a cup and then eat it together. I haven't seen the actual video and I don't plan on it, but this is sorta of funny.

I Have To Say...

...I think I like the direction they appear to have gone with this.

Will She Help Him Win?

I have to admit it, I sorta like this guy. At least as a spokesperson, but can anyone tell me what he stands for? Other than being black and against Bush, what does he believe in? I am serious, I don't even think he knows.

By the way, I don't care if he becomes our 1st black president. In fact, I don't care if we ever have a black president, or a woman president, or even the tree man for president.
It seems to me that values are the important thing here.

Oh Man!

Gary Busey and the evil Sensai from Karate Kid? Together? This will soon be a new edition to my video library.

Friday Vid!

Almost went the whole day with no Friday Vid. Dang. This one goes out to you Blogust and Fryanegg! Like the corners of your mind, all misty and water colored memories. This guys makes them sad.

Your Dog Wants To LARP.

No further comment necessary.

Update: Fine, for you people with your damn babies! Happy?!

See, People?

This is exactly why I've always felt that Halloween (and the wearing of costumes in general, really)should be made against the law. That and it's not Christian.

Garotzuva Loves The Smell Of Farts

Not just any old fart either. Cow farts. And some clever scientists from downunder have come up with their own air-freshener.

Advertisement Gone Wrong

I hope this store didn't buy those hams specifically for Hanukkah. What a terrible waste of money. The fact that it was gourmet grocery store makes it that much funnier.

If This Was A Real Show...

...I'd watch it every morning.

Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' At The Strong Women In TV Awards
The Mariska Hartigay award is pure gold.

Captain America Is Back, Baby!

And he's Puerto Rican!

I Don't Understand...

...why this is a crime? Regarding the last line of the article; that's not what these audacious "criminals" remind me at all. Although "how stupid people can be" comes to mind.

This Writer's Strike Is Out Of Control!

They want 4 cents. Give 'em 2 and a half and be done with it.

Double The Laughs

MC, did you miss this one?

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

Horrible And Grody.

78 year-old man alledgedly rapes 65 year-old woman. She was probably showing ankle like she wanted it, the hussy.

New Batman Poster

Sweet.

The TSA's Got A Lot To Answer For.

Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

I Enjoyed This Article

annnnnd... You might too.

Why Stop At One?

Why not all the candles? I mean if they are serious about it, why not replace them with nine glow sticks?

Tammy Bruce- One Of The Few Smart Liberals Left

With video.

Picture Of The Month

Two Reasons Why I Know The World Is Still Sane

one (actually, 49% to 51% is barely sane)
two (Maybe Sudan is still crazy, but the outcome wasn't)

Quizznooooooooos!!!

Could Be My Favorite Story Ever.

Especially the part where the girl was too big for the pizza boy to fight.

Wow.

Lawyers continue to butcher common sense in the courtroom.

What?

Not The Onion?

Conundrum.

Everybody loves nature. Everybody loves children. But what happens when the two collide? Thank Tuotomekka, the children prevail!

Eight-Year Olds In Hockey Brawl, Eh.

You've got to be kidding me? This is news? First off, the video does not at all contradict what the coaches said. Secondly, that was quite the melee among the adults that the refs had to break up. All in all, I'm amazed no one was killed. Seriously, I think that violence during youth sports is a bad deal, but this is just the hysterical media losing their shit over nothing. I guess Canada has that too.

Allright, Blogust.

Maybe you'll like this one from Human Giant better:

Seriously?

Nuke these people.

Best Robot Chicken Skit Ever.

Iraqi Undead Wave To The Camera

Read here for the story.

Damn You, Garotzuva!!!!

An A-Z list of links related to Global Warming.
The warmlist.

Romanian Drag Racing

Hilarious!

Morrissey The Curmudgeon

Get out of my country you whipper snappers!!!

iFag

If you've seen the original commercial then this could be the funniest thing you see all week.

The Onion Is Back!

I haven't posted anything from The Onion News Network lately because the last several have been kind of...well, blah. They're back with a vengeance!

Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

It's Christmas Time Again

And that means battle after battle on what to call a Christmas tree and where to put one.

Democrat representative says "no" to p.c. bullshit in Wisconin. Christmas tree should be called a Christmas tree. Good for him.

A Professors complaint removes Christmas Tree.

One more.

Update: Christmas tree is back Missouri

Without Further Adieu...

...the most pointless column ever! Gazooblio!

Justice!

Cause the call center people aren't annoying enough when you can understand what they are saying. 10 grand for hurt feelings? I should be outrageously wealthy. If this sets a precedent, I should do quite nicely with the ladies from now on.

San Francisco.

Motto: We are batshit fucking crazy.

Update To One Of MC's Sensitivity Posts

Agatha Christie's book, "Ten Little Indians", changed it's name once already for being racially insenstive. Sound familiar?
Check out original title.
Here is the original book cover.

I Guess It Does Work

I am guessing some people will say this
will cause this

Nevermind that China hasn't slowed down one bit from building their new coal burning plants. I suspect Prius drivers will pat themselves on the back

Madonna Is So Stupid

Doesn't she know that sheep are only allowed to be shaved, milked and/or eatin?

This Should Attract Customers

But doesn't this cell phone company know that airwaves are public property? Someone notify the ACLU.

Die, Jesus!

Die already!

Futurama Movie Review

From CNN. Of course the best parts are the ones with Al Gore. Maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but for some reason something about this review tells me the reviewer was hoping for a more direct attack at the Bush administration. Now I'm definitely going to see it. Eh, I was going to see it anyway.

Effing Wussies Running This Country.

No more spanking for you! Go sit in the corner!

But He's Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All

Here Is Your Average Red Sox Fan

Disability Awareness day at Fenway
Video

What Can I Say?

British teacher in Sudan is charged with religious crime after allowing her class full of seven-year olds to name a Teddy Bear "Mohammed." This sounds like the typical Middle Age bullshit you'd expect from these people, but don't you have to wonder if this isn't where we're headed as well? Of course, they do it in the name of religion, and we do it in the name of sensitivity.

Oh, Lord.

The Onion Maps.

Way better than Google.

Which Is The Party Of The Rich?

Let's see... Fortune 500 elites, Lawyers, and Celebrities on one side and hillbilly bible thumpers on another. hmmm... who has more money? Not much of a shocker here.


Update: For original article.

Massachusetts May Ban Spanking

I have no comment.

Interesting.

Can I smother the guy in the boat before I toss him overboard? Cause then it's a no-brainer.

Even More Sensitivity!

Perhaps the best of all.

You Want Robots?

It's what we're all thinking.

The Tree Man

This is by far the grossest thing I have ever seen.

This is what could happen if you were to ever get the Human Papilloma Virus. So stay away.

I wonder if those disgusting hand tree root things smell funny.

Just wondering

UPDATE: This is an even grosser photo. I will never complain about life again.

Here You Go, Baron

A robot not created by the military, but is still awesome.

This is a picture of him/it cooking toast... I think.

Today In Sensitivity.

Geez, relax whitey.

Ten Little Native Americans would be more "with the times."

This is obvious. I've been saying it for years. Actually, everything on this particular website rules.

Bring On "The Bugs"

If you ever have the chance, read "Starship Troopers." Totally fun and though the movie was great, the book is just that much better. In the book, not only does Johnny Rico run around kicking major Arachnoid butt, but he does it in "powered armor." Giving him super strength and the ability to leap tall buildings with a single bound. Now the U.S. military has a prototype of their own. Not much of jumper, but hey, it's a start.

Howard Is Done In Australia

The new Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, is a "pull the troops out, fight global warming" windbag who wants to revisit Kyoto. Yay!
With that, here is a video of new Prime Minister Rudd conserving energy by eating his own ear shit. Gross!

No Grog, No! Leave Tree Alone. Cold Good. Fire Bad.

Here I am working on the Friday after thanksgiving and I am bored. Man, fed-ex still hasn't arrived.
What to do, what to do. I know what to do. Complain about the Bay Area. Yay!

As some of you know, I lived in the East Bay for a couple of years. Pretty fun. Good friends, fun things to do, the usual. While I was there I was working at this Italian joint called Cugini. (I used the word "joint" just for you MC)
They did great business and it was always crowded. I think I averaged about $140.00 a night in tips alone and I only worked 4 hours a shift. Not bad, huh?
What was their secret? Three words. Location, atmosphere and gimmick. Especially gimmick.
Don't get me wrong, the food was good, but it didn't warrant the kind of money they were making. Their success lived and died by their gimmick.
Woodfire Pizzas.
People loved 'em and the owners, three brothers between the ages of 21-27, were overnight successes.

Interestingly enough, Cugini dodged a major bullet. In 2001, Berkeley passed an insane law banning log burning fireplaces from all new homes and required new restaurants using wood-burning ovens and grills to install pollution-control equipment. Fortunately, Cugini was exempt. But if they were just a 1/2 block over and 2 years younger, then I am sure the business would have never been realized. Read.

Now San Francisco, a.k.a. "the City", is trying to stick their heads even further up their own asses. Read.

Still, East Bay was cool. Never a boring day when you are living in the Bay Area.

SIDE NOTE: I wonder what the pollution is like in cities that actually use fireplaces regularly. You know where I am talking about, don't you? Somewhere other than inside California.

You Know What Else Would Cut The Use Of Disposable Chopsticks?

A Fork.

No Comment

Gore Cashing in on $6T Energy Business

Polls...

Tired of polls and tired of Americans who think things are going poorly. Maybe we should trade each nay-sayer for an illegal who wants to be here.

And what's up with only calling 1,000 people and then saying it states how the whole country feels?

Effing Hilarious.

With lots of swearing.

Best Friday Vid Ever?

I don't know about you, but I think so. If I embed it, it plays automatically, so here's the link instead.

Woohoo! U.S. Jails More Children For Life Than Any Other Country.

Okay, now I believe in harsh penalties for juvenile offenders for things like murder and rape, just as I do for adults, but I'm not exactly sure what I think about life without parole for children. Scientifically speaking, our brains supposedly do not fully form until we are in our early twenties. I know I was a real dipshit when I was a teenager, even if I thought that I did know evrything. What really kills me about this article, though, is that they quote the statistic where black kids are twenty times more likely to receive life without parole, and they give us no other pertinent information. Like, I don't know, it might be handy to know how many crimes with that punishment level are commited by black children as opposed to white children. Just curious. Of course, I'm obviously a racist who hates Mother Gaea for asking.

Why The Surge Is Working

Reason #1
Reason #2

Hey Moe, Why Don't You Shut Up?

and Spain agrees.

God Damn Consumer Geekazoids!

This guy is really pissed at the people at Jimmy Dean sausage.

Green Team!

Warning: Swearing.

Outraged Over Christmas Cards

I don't really blame the guy.

Classic.

Ugh.

I'm not saying all atheists-in fact, I know lots of solid God haters-but it wouldn't bother me one bit if someone were to shoot these particular atheists in the face.

Nappy Headed Santa

To quote one of my favorite people:

Give me a break.

A Solid Cast, If You Ask Me.

Disney's most racist characters assembled by the good folks at Cracked.com.

Friday Video

The King Khan BBQ show is playing in Portland next Tuesday. I'm psyched. Here is their new video.

This Is Pretty Funny.

Extremely Not Safe for Work language.

Interesting stories today.

#1 I believe businesses should have the right to refuse service, however, don't be surprised if I stop doing business in your establishment indefinitely.

#2 So now only black people were ever hanged til they were dead, and the noose is purely a symbol of racism? Also, you should read about Jena 6. Pretty blown out of proportion as far as racism goes.

#3 Thinking of the children. Not to mention their humorless parents.

#4 This would annoy me, but I'm very wary of legislating against annoying.

#5 This should end hilariously.

We Shall See

Finally... Maybe a movie worth watching. Lone Survivor

Lone Survivor is a true story about 4 SEALs who were ambushed in Afghanistan by 150 Taliban fighters. At the end of the battle, 100 of the 150 Taliban were killed and only one SEAL survived. It is an awesome story and I recommend reading more on this page.

Lawyers Are...Well, You Know.

Just terrible.

I Am Starting To Lose Count

Despite the lefts insistance that we are hated around the world, especially in Europe, we have yet another Pro-American leader re-elected into office. This time in Denmark.

Here Comes Niagara Falls

Was reading Pat Dollard and the Bashman posted this video. Says he was immediately zapped right between the eyes. Boy! he wasn't kidding.

Man comes home to family after serving in Afghanistan

The Truth Is Out There.

I Believe.

Update: Check this out! It reads like fan-fiction.

$6.7 Million

for the opening weekend of New Lamps for Old. Or whatever the hell its called.

Ha. Tom, Rob, and Meryl can suck it. And they did too.

This junk cost $35 Million to make. Wow, I wonder if they'll even make it back to $0. I sure hope not.

Norv Turner Can Suck A Choad

Brutal!

This one speaks for itself.

He's doing it because he CARES people. He cares about our poor little earth.

Video Friday?

OK not a video, but this song has been bouncing around my head for awhile now, so I am going to post it. Screamin' Jay Hawkins covered it in '73 and did an awesome job, but I couldn't find his version. P. McCartney's orginal version is awesome too, but S. J. Hawkins is better.

Who has more right to comment on Garotzuva?

A failed politician or the founder of the Weather Channel?

I think this is important enough to post.

The Point?

I wonder if this doctor realizes how much of a pompous ass he sounds like in this "article?" I wish I could bitch about my job in Time magazine. Maybe if I somehow made my rant "green" they'd let me.

I Think This AFP Article Has It All Wrong

This article tries to explain why Americans aren't going to these crappy ass Iraq war movies th have been released recently.
It give reasons like stories aren't very good, how it is too soon to make movies about Iraq, and how the public doesn't want to see a movie about something as unpopular as the Iraq war.
I say wrong, wrong, wrong!
There will be movies coming to the American people very soon and I believe they will be popular. And the reason they will be popular is because they will show the American people what they already know to be true. Something that these other movies have failed to show them. A key ingredient that most Americans long for and demand.
That ingredient is "America is not the bad guy."
Sounds cliche and I hope I don't sound cheesy, but it is true and Hollywood can't and wont see it. Too bad for them. I feel sorry for the Hollywood chumps. They have been granted the freedom to express themselves and this is how they chose to use it.

Will Michael Moore Make A Movie About This School Shooting?

Let Me Revise That

Today I am proud to live in Oregon, but Portland leaves me wanting.

Aaaaaand...

...I'm going to go ahead and let you all draw your own conclusions.

Fun Game.

See how quickly you can find a link to the site they're referring to.

Sad.

Environmentalists are stupid.

It's like, we need more plants, but not those plants. Those are science plants. But wait, we embrace science because it qualifies our disbelief in God and sometimes it agrees with our guilty feelings. Well, some science. I'm so confused. What does Michael Moore have to say?

I Agree With The Baron

This guy is definitely tops in my book.

No Hugging No Learning

Looking on the bright side, at least boys wont have to hold their books down to mask their boners after hugging a hotty.

Today I Am Proud To Live In Oregon

Yeah I know, I am linking to yet another article from Michelle Malkin.
Sue me.
Thankfully a measure was just blasted apart by Oregon voters that would have taxed tobacco companies to pay for child healthcare. Sound familiar? Make sure you go to the bottom of the page. There is great video I think everyone will enjoy.

Moe Chavez Set To Be Dictator, I mean, President For Life

When things like this and like this happen, I wonder what goes through the minds of people like Sean Penn, Curly Belafonte, Curly Joe Sheehan (actually not much goes through this woman's head), Kevin Spacey and the rest who are in the Chavez fan club. Do they regret the visits, the praise, the bad mouthing of our President on foreign soil? Well do they?

Hero?

Damon Wayans on The View.

Good Ole Point-Counterpoint.

Another personal favorite feature from The Onion.

Behold Dragon Force!!!

If It Were Really Torture, Would They Be Doing It On Themselves?

I mean talk about defeating your own argument.
Anyway, on to the story.
Lefty idiots try prove waterboarding is torture by... ummm... waterboarding, errr, torturing fellow wacko in the middle of the street. No news on whether they will be tried for war crimes.

So When Will We Have Them?

Mean Automakers Dash Nation's Hope For Flying Cars

The Dark Knight

New Batman movie is coming out in the summer '08. Here is a picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker.

Pretty badass I would say.

Another positive not, Katie Holmes is out ot the picture. Instead, Maggie Gyllenhaal is going to play Rachel Dawes.

If you want to learn more then check out this link.

1 Year Beach Alchohol Ban Approved.

So, they finally voted in a temporary alchohol ban, which of course they expect to become a permanent ban. The opponents will now collect signatures and demand a public vote where citizens will show our councilmen once again that they do not accurately represent their constituents, blah blah blah. Democracy is awesome.

The New Facism Is Here

And its god is Gore. Remember, the Nazis were a socialist party.

I rarely tune in to NBC since they are so overboard to the left. Every once in a while I'll watch Conan, but that's it.

Please make it stop, please.

Okay, People. Settle Down.

Let me go on record as saying I do not condone or promote whaling or sharking, but that certainly doesn't mean that I don't want this kick-ass shark fishing boat toy with harpoon and giant shark. That woman is crazy, as is the woman who says this toy could have "major ramifications" on maritime blah blah blah. Seriously lady, I'm not Suckerman, and that toy was awesome. I think the kids will be okay. If you're that worried, though, here's some other ideas for you.

Friday Vid.

This is my favorite nature video ever.

Video: Samhain

Samhain (old irish: pronounced sah-win) Is the word for November in Gaelic languages.
The Festival of Samhain is a celebration of the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture, and is
generally regarded as 'The Celtic New Year'

The same word was used for a month in the ancient Celtic calendar, in particular the first three nights of this month, with the festival marking the end of the summer season and the end of the harvest. A modernized version of this festival continues today in some of the traditions of the Catholic All Souls' Day, the secular Halloween, and in folk practices of Samhain itself in the Celtic Nations and the Irish and Scottish diasporas. It is also observed by various types of Neopagans.
For more on this go here.
Now for the video

Bush Unemployment Rate Bests Clinton Years

And I thought that was his Achilles heel.

Just Thought You Would Like To Know

Since the turnaround in Iraq, MSM has grown tired of it's previous war coverage and has instead, focused it's attention on the cost of the war and "torture". Thankfully, there are times when the good news pokes through.
For example“The Longest Continuous Decline In Attacks On Record”
and this video titled "Insurgents Become Cops"

Sadly, most of time good news never sees the light of day.
Like here

What Do You Think?

These are the best. I could read them all day.

Blogust's Dream Wedding.

It's Very Real

MC's post about the University of Delaware got me thinkin'. First off why is it called a UNIversity when they are all about DIversity? I've never understood that.

Let's check out some fun affirmative action progress at my alma-mater.

Notice that there are no clubs under 'E' or 'W'. I guess Europeans don't have culture, they just crack whips: No European named clubs allowed. Ok, to be fair I do remember an Italian food club.

Here's one. Just reverse the colors and see what would happen: We're so against stereotyping that we made this just for you.

'Multi' means "anyone not of European descent": Multi Cultural Center I mean, my goodness, only a center for higher education could come up with a sentence like this: "cultivate a community of informed world citizens and the concept of "a unity of differences"

We don't attend the same ceremony, we're special.

Look at all the ways we're celebrating!

I could go on, but you get the point.

Is This Real?

Why do I even ask? Of course it's real.

I Just Don't Know...

...what to say about this kind of stuff. I have a doctor threatening to send me to collections if I don't pay a bill that he can't really justify from an ER visit over 2 years ago. I wonder why? My insurance won't touch it because he was an out of network, on-call doc and he waited nearly two years to bill me. My only other recourse would appear to be legal action, which would probably cost more than the bill.

1984?

A very interesting read.

Prealien

I like this guy.

And I hate 60 Minutes. Go Sarkozy.

Proof Positive!

See, there were signs. You weren't paying attention. I just didn't know Samwell ripped this off.

Two In One

I found two really great articles on Pat Dollard's webpage that I think you guys should check out.

The first article is about, at least what I got from it, Americans focusing on people who already focus on themselves, while almost completely ignoring those who perform selfless acts of duty.

The second one, well, the title speaks for itself. Winnig One Battle, Fighting the Next

If You Like Sports...

...and hate Joe Buck as much as I do, you should enjoy this.

Find more videos at BurlySports.com

Hollywood Losing It's Ass Over Antiwar Films

Here is a little light reading to brighten your day before the weekend.

Money Quote

"Rendition," which features three Oscar winners in key roles, grossed $4.1
million over the weekend in 2,250 screens for a ninth-place finish. A
re-release
of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" beat it, and it's 14 years
old.

I wonder how much they paid Reese Witherspoon to do this piece of shit. This could go down as the biggest failure since Ishtar.

In Response To MC's Last Post

Remember this?

How Did We Survive The '80s?

Let Off Some Steam, Bennett!

Since it pertains to my hometown, I will post this. Arnold doing some asskicking on a reporter.

By the way, yoga?

Hey Guys, Look At Me! I Am Posting Something Good About Those Dirty Dems

I guess the Dems and their pundits aren't always Effed up. Check out this video of Clinton.
and this one of Bill Maher

Also, I listened to a Chris Mathews interview on Michael Medved and he wasn't so bad. Maybe he is just an ass on T.V. in order to get ratings up.
I don't know.

Right or wrong, its not popular, so its not allowed.

Instead of disproving his theory, he's just forced to quit.

Code Pink's Game Plan

Part of Code Pinks' gameplan is to disrupt congress, get arrested, film it and then post the video on the internet to show that their 1st amendments rights are being violated.

What they don't show are scenes like this. (Same day as video)

Code pinkie pushing her red painted hand, symbolizing blood, in front of Rice's face.
Here is the story
also
Here is another video showing more of the arrests

Seems Kind Of Smug.

I'm not saying any of this is wrong, but something about this list makes me want to start punching people in the face.

1776

New ZombieTime

Nonie Darwish speaks at Berkeley during Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week.

The Borg Collective

Michael Yon fittingly calls his new post "Resistance is futile: You will be (mis)informed" Referring to the consistant misinformation, delivered to the public, by the media, about the war in Irag. What he calls the "pessimistic dogma dome."

Coincidentally, I have a Borg air-freshener hanging from my rearview mirror, which is my secret way of thumbing my nose at the misinformed liberal Portland collective group think.

Michael Yon and I are simpatico.

Phone Salesman Amazes Crowd

On the TV show, Britain's Got Talent, a phone salesman comes out on stage, sings opera and totally blows the audience away. Even the judge in the middle starts crying.
check it out.
Part 1
and
Part 2

If You Missed It...

...here is Jeff Caldwell's last performance on Letterman.

McCain's Zinger

It's a good one.

Oh My!

Everyone Wants To Get You...

...in reference to help.


In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

Liberty

Now don't have a heart attack after you watch this video. I am not a 9/11 conspiracy theorist and this video does have a lot of that in it. But we should practice what we preach and listen to some other ideas. As a staunch libertarian, I do fear totalitarian thought. World government is what I fear the most. Someone showed me this and it is fear mongering. But I did find large aspects interesting. You will to.

The Party Ice Breakers

Kai's band

My Friday Video

Johnny Cash impersonating Elvis.

I've Always Loved This Song

Here is Eddy Grant, known for "Electric Avenue", doing "Baby Come Back" with his band The Equals.

Friday Video

Guaranteed to brighten your day.

Picture Of The Week

This picture kills me (No pun intended.) When I look it I immediatly think of scene from "Logan's Run."


Hmmm..... You know what? I think Logan's Run and Jihadists have a lot more in common than just their costumes.

UPDATE: Smear Letter Reaches $2.1 Million

Talk about your all time backfires. MSM wont be able to ignore this.
Or can they?

Great News! Not Everyone In Berkeley Is Crazy.

I was over at Pat Dollard's site, as usual, and he linked to a great post from "Move America Forward." A rally happened between MAF and Code Pink. If you know Berkeley at all, then the pictures taken at the rally are enough to make you cry.
Tears of joy of course.

I am puzzled about one thing though. A few times the author of the site accuses code pink of sending $600,000.00 to insurgents in Fallujah. Does anyone know what this person is talking about or where Code Pink got the money if they had sent it? I mean I virtually lived next door to Code Pink's headquarters in the Bay Area, which was on the border of Berkeley and Albany, and I can tell you that the word "modest" doesn't accurately describe the shitbox these ladies dwelled in. Have they grown? Baron, you live close. Do you know?

So that is what they're saying

Ugh.

Seriously, ugh.

Jim Gaffigan's Classic.

The buffet part is too true.

I Got Nothin'

Make of it what you will.

I can't say whether this is right or wrong, because I'm no scientist. It does occur to me, though, that the scientific community is awfully quick to hang the loony tag on anything that assaults their liberal senses. Oops, I made it political. The last paragraph is what's wrong with the world today, by the way.

Monkeys Are Awesome.

And the Japanese are seriously twisted. Don't let PETA see this. It is kind of cruel, though.

Bullsh*t: America's #1 Priority

Heck, if I didn't post this, MC would have.


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Left on Left: Its An Ugly Thing

Poor Ellen... Poor pooch... Poor kids... Crazy libs.

Uh-oh.

This is going to make Blogust's head spin so fast, he'll take off like a Gyro-robo.

Here You Go.

Y'all should enjoy this.

How Dare They?!

Who among us shall fight for her honor?

Jeff Caldwell's 2nd Appearance On David Letterman

Coming this Firday Oct. 19th. Hope you guys tune in.

Yuck!

Smear Letter Reaches $56,000.00 On Ebay

Normally I wouldn't talk about an issue that involved Rush Limbaugh, but his latest antic just kills me, so I had to post on it.

Recently, 41 senators signed a letter, headed by Harry Reid and Dick Durbin, asking for Clear Channel Communications to publicly repudiate Limbaugh for his "phony soldiers" comment.

So what, right? Well that isn't the funny part. What is great about all this is that Limbaugh is now auctioning the letter on ebay and the bid has reached $56,000.00 with 3 days to go. Limbaugh promises to give the money, once the auction is over, to the Marine-Corps Law Enforcement Foundation.

Here is the letter.

and here is the auction.

P.S. The letter will be delivered to the winner in a titanium case made by Halliburton. Totally Awesome!

UPDATE: Video

Ok, fine, my "Gore should not have won the Nobel Prize post"

There are a lot of reasons why, but I'll only focus on one in this post. I'm blatantly ripping off Greg Gutfeld on this one.

Its more about who didn't get the prize so that Gore's head, his girth, and his investment portfolio could grow larger. Its about who didn't get the prize so that this award could promote a political agenda.

Do a search for Irena Sendler and see who got passed over for Garotzuva. She fits the description of someone who should win a "peace" prize. But maybe its better they didn't award a "peace" price to her since the same Nobel people gave the award to Yasser Arafat.

The Mexican Gay Gene

No, I'm not making it up. These guys are trying to prove that being gay is not a choice, but its an inherited genetic trait, just like height or hair color.

My point is not to debate whether its a choice or not, but that if they prove their point they are just as screwed, because science has come up for cures for things that are genetic in nature. We have drugs to help people grow. We have drugs to make people happy who are genetically depressed. We have drugs to help genetically fat people lose weight. You see where I'm going with this.

If they prove its genetic, then it can be argued that you can be "cured".

Save The Humans: Stop Lawyers

Just imagine how much farther along we may be against all diseases if it wasn't for class action lawsuits going after those who are trying to help us.

"The other gain is the result of new treatments, which are credited with doubling survival times for the most advanced patients.
In 1996, there was just one truly effective drug for colon cancer. Today, there are six more, giving patients a variety of chemotherapy cocktails to try to hold their tumors in check, said Dr. Louis Weiner, medical oncology chief at Philadelphia's Fox Chase Cancer Center and a colorectal cancer specialist."

Good Stuff.

Halloween Is Right Around The Corner...

...and I found a great costume for both Maximum Colossus and Fryanegg.

And it's only $69.99

Its Friday

No video, but I thought I'd revisit an old favorite. I have not been to this site since about 2001, and its changed quite a bit, but still gets a laugh out of me.

Start with the pic in the upper left and just go from there.

Life-Size X-Wing Fighter Launch

More tragic version:



What really happened: