Sunday, November 30, 2008

Rainbow Fisting

(Christmas shopping ideas for all your liberal friends)
Whether they are gay or just plain enlightened, liberals will proudly wear this Rainbow Fist t-shirt of solidarity. The fight against "Proposition H8" will give cause again to somewhat pointless lives and to a liberal, that is a gift that keeps on giving.

Don't embarrass your liberal friends or show them how out of touch you are by buying them a Che t-shirt or a Black Panther Fist t-shirt (though the Cobra Kai Fist t-shirt from the Karate Kid is pretty tits). This year, don't be an out-of-touch Republican. This year, you should stay ahead of the curve. Being current is very important to the Borg for it helps them to assimilate your uniqueness into their collective, as well as, help them to attract other Borg mates.
They are smarter than you.
Just accept it.

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(By the way, follow Michelle Malkins Prop. 8 mob watch.)

Villagers Kill Male Babies to Prevent War

Read it here.

I got such a kick out of this quote, I had to post it.
"The report sympathetically portrays these women as desperate hut wives who, faced with tribal extinction, are forced to take extreme measures in order to survive. One wonders how sympathetic the writers of this story would be if the men of the tribe killed all of the female babies to prevent them from growing up and committing male infanticide."

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Obama Will Be The President Of Change

But I don't think people understood that what he meant was "change" his mind.
Recently Obama appointed Volcker, who worked in the fed. during the Reagan revolution, as his economic advisor and has named Gates to stay on as secretary of defense. (which means we aren't leaving Iraq anytime soon.)

It appears Obama is more pragamatic than idealistic.
Therefore, the steps Obama took during his life (Wright, Ayers, memoirs, etc.), points more to political expediency than to a philosophy.
Which is fine by me.

To quote Glenn Reynolds - “Leaving the Bush tax cuts alone. Putting Iraq-war supporters in as Vice President and Secretary of State. And now keeping Bush’s Defense Secretary on. I’m beginning to feel like I won this election!”

See what the Politico has to say.

Here is a statement made by team Obama condemning the terrorist attacks in Mumbai.
“President-Elect Obama strongly condemns today’s terrorist attacks in Mumbai, and his thoughts and prayers are with the victims, their families, and the people of India. These coordinated attacks on innocent civilians demonstrate the grave and urgent threat of terrorism. The United States must continue to strengthen our partnerships with India and nations around the world to root out and destroy terrorist networks. We stand with the people of India, whose democracy will prove far more resilient than the hateful ideology that led to these attacks.”
Doesn't that statement sound like something Bush would say?

Karl Rove jumps on the Obama bandwagon...somewhat.

Create Your Own Pin-Up


Go to this page and create the girl of dreams.
Apparently the girl of my dreams has green skin, blue hair, wears a santa hat, a purple towel, red pumps, biker gloves and goes by the name of Sasquatch.
Who knew?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Taj Hotel On Fire

Go here and check out all the updates on the Mumbai.

Happy Thanksgiving!


Wednesday Video

To start off I am posting this video for all of those who look at Thanksgiving as a time for mourning.



For the rest of us Thanksgiving is time to remember our families and our proud American heritage. The amount of generosity and goodness that comes from this nation has never seen it's equal. I think we all should be thankful for that.

For those of you who can't seem to get beyond the crimes of our past and the persecution of the Noble Savage, remember this, the majority of the Indians were sadly lost to an invisible killer shortly after first contact. Well before people even knew what a microbe was, or that Indians were so defenseless to them.

"The exhibit points out that disease was the chief cause of suffering after European contact. Therefore, the horrors that beset The Ancient Americas following 1492 would have happened if the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María had been manned by Jimmy Carter, the Dalai Lama, and Bono." - O'Rourke

Also, as Medved reminds us, how many people do you know who is 1/4 or 1/8 or even 1/32 indian? Countless? The settlers didn't kill the Indians, they slept with them. (Or did the indians sleep with the settlers? I get that confused.) :)

Don't let guilt get in the way of your Holiday.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Shop at Sears This Holiday Season

Sears pays the difference in salaries and maintains benefits for called up military reservist employees.
Snopes says this is: True

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

This should thaw your cold Republican hearts!

That's a book, not a poster.

Sooo...

...I'm guessing nothing else happened in Okaloosa County yesterday? Thankfully, there is no mention of suspensions, expulsions or arrests in regards to this issue...yet.

More Of The Same.

Try to read this from outside punching distance of your monitor. Notice how everyone mentioned who spoke out on the side of this do-good lunatic was some sort of college educator. Tearing the country down from the inside, these fuckers. Oh, and seriously, Nazis? Streeeetch.

Hey Moe, Aint Democracy A Bitch

Will have to wait and see where this leads.

(Moe Chavez) "In power for almost a decade, the popular anti-U.S. president won 17 of 22 states, but the opposition held onto the two states it won at the last regional elections four years ago, picked up three more and won the powerful mayoralty of the capital Caracas."

"(Opposition) winning six top posts that govern over almost half of the population,.."

Though I often lose faith in the average voter, things like this remind me why the people ultimately should have the right to decide.

"democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others" - W. Churchill

We are going to need the people Venezuela to stand up even more in the future. Read this

"Russian warships arrived off Venezuela's coast Tuesday in a show of strength aimed at the United States as Moscow seeks to expand its influence in Latin America. "

Monday, November 24, 2008

What Does $315 Billion Look Like?


(Step 1: Take 6 one dollar bills and lay them like so)

(Step 2: Now take 360,000 dollar bills and lay it as such, but I'm sure most of you couldn't get past step one so go here and watch the money grow)

Who knows how accurate all that is, but it sure does look cool.

Aaaannndddd...Shoot Me.

I Like This Judge's Style

Read this
"About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a room and listen to music from the likes of Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Platters' crooning "Only You""

Here are a few that would do it for me.
Cher - Believe
The Beatles - Yellow Submarine
Almost all rap music

Fresh and Clean as a Whistle!

I could use this after Thanksgiving. I have no idea what they are saying, but the graphics rule! Fast forward to around 4 minutes. Super gross!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

11/22/08 V.I. Day


Zombietime is calling for people to declare this day to be Victory In Iraq Day.

Why? Mostly because we can't wait for the media or the incoming or outgoing administrations to do it.

"An announcement from the outgoing Bush administration? It's not gonna happen. An announcement from the incoming Obama administration? That's really not gonna happen. A declaration of victory by the media? Please. Don't make me laugh. A concession of surrender by what few remaining insurgents remain in hiding? Forget about it.
And since there will never be a ticker-tape parade down Fifth Avenue in New York for our troops, it's up to us, the people, to arrange a virtual ticker-tape parade. An online victory celebration. "

Okay, I'll bite. Here is my on-line victory celebration.

YAY! HOORAY! YIPPIE! LET'S GO GET DRUNK!

Wait, I quit drinking.

Okay then, LET'S GO SNIFF GLUE!

Also, I thank the troops for their courage and sacrifice

and I especially thank one Charles Fant for the same reasons.
UPDATE: Check us out. We're on the list of participating blogs on Zombietime. We're in the big times now.

Friday, November 21, 2008

A Peek Into The Democrat Party

This is what would have happened if Obama lost the election.

Judging by the reaction of the girl in orange she secretly was a David Cook fan but didn't have the courage to tell her friends. She will most likely become a Republican.

Gotta love hotair for always posting such great stuff

History Repeating!

Stupid Mayans and their SUVs.

Spin

Glad to see that CNN (of all networks) put idiots like Stewart in his place.

No, there is no liberal media.

Sorry, I could not figure out how to embed the CNN video.

Child Abuse Is Hilarious


And now watch this one

Friday Video

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Challenged Vote Test

More like challenged voters, but I digress. Its an interesting test to take.

This Changes Everything.

I don't know if I can watch a new Star Trek Movie if Shatner is not behind it.

Oh, and here's a version of the trailer that's about ten thousand times better than the cell phone cam pirate job Blogust posted earlier.

Looks good, except someone tell me how the part with Kirk as a kid driving the car off of the cliff can end up being anything other than ridiculously cheesy. That monster looks pretty boss, though. I hope he defeats it by fashioning some sort of rudimentary lathe.

The Latest Zo

Preview For A Fairness Doctrine Documentary

Don't Tell Me What to Think TRAILER (Wilkow Majority)

Suffrage = Suffering

Ladies from the view compare the word "suffrage", the right to vote, to the word "suffering".
Okay fine, not everyone knows the definition of suffrage. Not unusual, but of the four I think Whoopie and Shamu should have at least known since they are both black, both women and both Know-it-alls.
Watch here
Now watch one of my favorite clips from the Man Show.

Oh Goodie

Iran Has Enough Fuel For A Nuke

Touche, Lefties!

"Global warming is a hoax" a conspiracy theory on par with 9/11 now. Well played, ya crazy bastards!

Finally, We Can Move On.

Now that Obama has been elected, the media need only spend about 80% of their airtime talking about him, freeing up the other 20% for other important stories. On my way to work today, during a 60 second commercial spot, the local news ran two ads. One was for a special look at how climate change threatens our future, especially our children (not making that up). The other was how online video games exploit and expose our children. I wonder how many children were abucted, raped and/or murdered while the media focused on it's Obama campaign. Halloween candy deaths must have been through the roof! Well, sacrifices must be made, I suppose.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hitler Had Only One Ball And Named It "Wiggles"

Okay, so I lie. He didn't name it Wiggles, but he did have only one ball.
I guess it was sorta common knowledge that he was monorchic, but has only recently been confirmed. In fact a song was written about it.
Watch video

Coke Kills Rainforest

I am only posting this because of this quote here
"These people, who have good jobs and drive a hybrid car or cycle to work because they care about the environment, may go to party and do some lines of coke and they are thinking it is no problem," Francisco Santos told The Associated Press Tuesday. "They are absolutely unaware of the ecological impact of their drug taking and we want to change that."

The Obligatory "Man Screws Everything Up" Post

At first I was buying the idea that people forced a newly discovered penguin species to extinction, but when the only scientist quoted in the article (a scientist who was not at all involved in the research) says,
"It is becoming apparent that some species can respond to things like climate change, and others cannot."
my eyes glazed over and I farted.
Read it yourself.

Coincidence?

Since Obama has been elected the stock market has fallen a total of 1,000 pts.
The worst fall in the history of post election.
Is this a coincidence?

Clintons Are Here To Stay

Bill says this of his daughter
"She is the best politician in our family," he was quoted as saying.
"Hillary and I are very proud of her because she never tried to take advantage of our position. I would think it was wonderful if Chelsea went into politics."

You know she will.

As We Become More Socialist...

India is becoming more capitalist
and it is paying off

UPDATE: Speaking of India, looks like they are kicking butt as well. I wonder if the Indian people protested in the streets after their govt. acted in such a brazen manner
Damn Imperialist world police warmongers. (do I need to use the burnt umber sarcasm coloring?)

I Want One

One of the smallest and rarest pimates was rediscovered after 80 years.
They should hurry and can clone it so that we can all have one.
I'm naming mine Gollum or Monchichi.

This Is What Victory Looks Like

I don't expect a ticker tape parade in the streets of New York and so I will have one in my mind.
Here

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Classic.

Robot Chicken's Star Wars: Episode II.

And I Was Hoping She Was Gone For Good

Looks like Hillary is going to be the next Secretary of State
Making these words from Obama seem very prophetic.



Maybe he is the chosen one.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Here Is A Fun Game

Check out this video and watch how your blood pressure rises.
Pretty harmless at first, but it gets good as it goes.



Was this the media's fault or was it just an example of people only tuning to info they want to hear?
I wished they tested McCain voters as well, but eh...
I am sure McCain voters would have been able to answer such questions as who has a pregnant daughter, who said they could see Russia from their house (though Tina Fey said it I am still giving it to Palin.), who is William Ayers and who called to redistribute wealth. Of course I don't know for certain, but I think they could have answered those.
Then again, maybe not. I don't know. If they watched Fox news then they could.

Go to this site, where I ripped off this video, and check out a very interesting Zogby Poll.

Just A Heads Up

Heard two reviews about the new Bond movie and both of em says it sucks.
One says the movie is filmed using Michael J. Fox cam (like they did in the Bourne movies)
And the other says it is big time lefty movie.
Too bad, but I am going heed the warning and save my money for this instead.
Check out the preview for this so called "Swedish Gem"
Gross and Creepy!

Okay I'll Admit It...

...The new Star Trek looks pretty cool.
Don't forget your Star Trek pez dispenser to snack on during the show.

(Thanks to Beebles for the heads up)


Thursday, November 13, 2008

I Love The Waffle House

Really. I do. And so do these people.

Liberal Spam

Just received this drivel from a friend.

This line is gold:

3. Increase food stamp benefits so low-income Americans can afford high quality organic foods. One way to do this would be to double the value of food stamp debit cards for fresh food purchased from farmers markets.

Why don't you just charge less, you money grubbing, whole foods shopping nut case?

More Onion Gold.

The very last line is a slam dunk.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

13 Year Old Chooses Disneyland Over Heart Transplant

Well not exactly, but watch the video and you'll get the point.
Personally I am saddened by this whole thing. Why have the parents left it up to her to decide?
Is this the product of the single pay system? Has the British healthcare system bred apathy or is this an isolated case?

Arrrrgggghhhh!

Now that Obama has been elected, look how the Chicago Tribune is reporting the Iraq war.

"Today’s bombings in Iraq which left dozens dead is a stark and horrible reminder that, while violence has dropped significantly there as a result of the U.S. military’s surge, that country is still very dangerous.
It’s a measure of progress that today’s blasts, which killed at least 31 people in Baghdad and more elsewhere, according to the Associated Press, represented the worst day of violence since June. Less than two years ago such a time gap in major attacks was unheard of.
But it’s also true that the continuing violence indicates how difficult the challenge will be for President-elect Barack Obama. "

http://www.patdollard.com/ has the story.

Its Hitting The Fan, And He's Not Even In Office

I don't understand anyone that states "lets give him a chance, maybe he's going to better than we expect". The fact that you don't expect much should be what scares you.

Case In Point.

McCain ran a MUCH more transparent campaign. Obama's was full of eyebrow raising instances. Yet who get audited because he used public funds? McCain.

No one will ever use public funds again. This ridiculous action by the FEC has made it so that no one in their right mind will use public funds. So much for any sort of accountability.

"I'm not going to use public funds so that I don't put undue stress on the people." has become "I want to cheat the hell out of this system, suckers."

$475 Million For What?

I must preface this discussion with the fact that, for years, I've thought space program spending is useless. Its a waste of money. Who cares about Mars? Really. In my world the budget cuts would start with NASA.

Did we really need to go to the moon over and over?

Latest case in point: this fiasco. $475 million to send a robot into space that tells us pretty much everything we already know about the red planet? I'm so confused. And it was planned that it would die after 5 months????

Michael Steele And Newt Gingrich Battle For RNC Chair


Either one is fine by me, but I think I like Newt better.

UPDATE: Steele might receive Gingrich's endorsement

Horny Tuesday

Couple arrested for 'having sex' on crowded train


By the way, who came up with word "horny" anyway. It is a terrible sounding word. Hell I'm embarrassed to write it.

UPDATE: Foreplay is overrated, researchers claim. But intercourse has to last for an average of 16.2 minutes if you want to seal the deal.

Obama Has A Big Mouth

( Look at him gossiping with all his friends)
Read this.

Jesus Is My Friend

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Amen Brother

The more things change the more they stay the same

I usually am an innocent bystander on this web site, but do to recent events, maybe I will take a more active role. When I say recent events, I don't mean the election, but rather the love fest for George Bush and the Republicans on this site. I am a die in the wool no-government, free-market capitalist. Does that make me Republican? Based on how they behaved in the past 10 years, probably not. Yes, George Bush actually did something when it came to Iraq and Afghanistan. But are Republicans judged based on how they do in foreign affairs? Hopefully not. Hopefully they are judged based on the one core value EVERY Republicans claim to promote which is smaller government. If that is the sole criteria, then the Republicans scored a big F-. Read this nice article from Reason and tell me it does not ring true to you now that the election is over.

Does anyone have a Political Philosophy?

This is an interesting read from the CS Monitor. To sum up, it basically states that Republicans feel their party has been hijacked by big-spending, big government politicians and that Obama won the election because he promised lower tax cuts and an Audit of all Federal Agencies. It is basically up to the Republicans to reinvent themselves. WHAT? First, to have the Republicans admit publicly that they wasted their opportunity and resorted to pork barrel projects and big government is surprising. If they admit to it then it happened. Second, does either party have a core philosophy they follow? Are we looking for voters or are we trying to enact our political ideals? Basically, these are all symptoms to an overall problem. We think our party is supporting our beliefs, but as they said so themselves, they are not. So how do we fix this?

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Friday Video on Saturday

I don't know why I am posting this. Maybe I just felt like REALLY irritating MC. BTW, I still have no idea what she is talking about.

Friday, November 07, 2008

That's Some Good Kool-Aid.

Don't read this. I'm begging you not to read this. I don't know what will happen. You might go blank with violent fury. You might hurl yourself into traffic. At the very least you will barf for an hour straight. Don't ask me how I got through the whole thing without rooting a pencil into my ear canal or crushing my eyeballs into my brain with my thumbs. You've been warned.

This Is Actually Pretty Funny.

Farrelly Bros. To Tackle Three Stooges

So many reasons why this will go very wrong.

Hey Farrelly Bros., you can't redo The Three Stooges. It isn't yours to redo. It's like Steve Martin bringing back The Pink Panther. Or when Tim Burton redid Willy Wonka and created that piece of trash, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Which so happens to be Maximum Colossus' favorite movie BTW) Bad idea!

I don't know. Anyone optimistic?

Video Friday

I Am Going To Barf

If I know any of you as well as I think I do then I know this will make you sick.
It is a post called "from 52 to 48 with love" and it appears to be some sort of internet olive branch. Check it out. You'll get the point.

What makes me mad the most is that we will have to take this peace offering. That is who we are, but I wish the post was a little more honest.
Stuff like "I'm sorry I was a crazy fucking lunatic for the past 8 years. That was really rude of me. And all those times I called you warmongers and burned the flag and spit on George Bush, well that was way out of line. I am lib, what can I say. I think in emotional terms and sometimes I can't control them. Anyway, I hope you all forgive us and I hope that you don't follow our bad example and bash our new president without mercy." That would have been better.

I stole this from Ace of Spades. Make sure you read his post. He did a far better job summing up his frustration than I did.

p.s. If you noticed, the post is designed to make it seem that both 52 and 48 came together in a mutual effort of solidarity. I am sorry, but I am not buying it. I assume the idea was hatched and created primarily by lefties. Oh well, like I said, we'll have to take it.

Oooh, Foxy Lady!

This morning's spit take.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Zo Has Some Jedi Skills

This one is from a month ago.

Laugher Of The Day

China worried Obama will not respect free trade.

I Wish...

...someone would do a study on autism rates in countries without research grants. Or pharmaceutical companies. Or lawyers.

Arnold

Our sheep in wolf's clothing.

Hello Mr. Kennedy, Errr..., Obama

I've been saying this for months. Obama's presidency will be a mix of JFK and Carter. Talk about a disaster.

I spent a whole semester studying the the Cuban missile crisis in my AP history class my senior year in high school. Yeah, I was/am a geek that way. Russia, our main enemy at the time, wanted to test a young, inexperienced president. And they did, and the result was the Cuban missile crisis, the bay of pigs disaster, and the Berlin wall.

A similar version is going to happen again, folks. More here. Barry 0's (yes that's a zero) consistency on wanting to offer group hugs instead of pointed spears has been heard by our enemies. They will start stepping up.

As this kind of stuff ramps up, Barry 0's attention will turn to foreign affairs. This will require him to give less time to his spreading the wealth, health care, carbon taxing, etc. He will be forced to defend freedom, or give up and let our enemies run all over him while he focuses on domestic issues instead.

If he does not defend freedom, people at home will be angry. If he does not follow through on his whole hope/change/yes-we-can mantra, people at home will be angry.

The honeymoon will be short. I'm going to keep saying it.

And heck, I'll throw this in here too. A bit long, but a great read. Not really related to the post topic either, but eh...

Yes On Prop. 8

John Cloud gives his take on why prop. 8 was passed in Calleeforneeya. (ala Arnold)

on the one hand he says
"hopes that in an Obama America, straight people would be willing to let gay people have the basic right to equality in their personal relationships. It appears not."

and on the other hand he says
"Part of the reason is that Obama inspired unprecedented numbers of African Americans to vote. Polls show that black voters are more likely to attend church than whites and less likely to be comfortable with equality for gay people."

Hmmmm... Very interesting, but I think he is wrong and a dummy. Prop. 8 passed 52.2% to 47.8% during this election, but only eight years ago, prop. 22 passed with a much higher percentage. 61% of the state voted to ban same sex marriage then, which means a higher percentage of voters voted for Gay marriage rights this time around than ever before. (I think ever before. How many times has this issue been on the ballot?) How does Mr. Cloud explain that? He doesn't.

The worst part about this article is that while he seems to toy with idea that blacks are to blame at first, the last three lines he solidifies it.

"The entire New York legislature is now in Democratic hands, and New York's governor, David Paterson, is one of the nation's most eloquent pro-marriage-equality representatives. He is also, by the way, African American. Perhaps he can help bridge the gap between gays and blacks that widened on Nov. 4."

Therefore, you people who voted yes on 8, don't worry about feeling guilty. It was the black christians fault.

Haven't Watched The Whole Thing Yet.

Can't wait.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

I Heart John Bolton

Of course Obama won't read or understand this. But I have read it and I understand.

I Heart The Onion


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Oh The Irony

Did anyone see this? Jessica Yellin, from CNN, talks to Wolf Blizter Darth Vader style.
Thanks to the roomie

RIP: Michael Crichton

Is it me or does it seem like a lot of big name people died this year?
This one is a real bummer for me. I liked his books and some of the movies, but mostly, I liked his battle against Garotzuva. He was Awesome!

What Will Happen When This Atlas Shrugs?

( Isn't this picture the cheesiest?)
To start off with, I just want to say that I too was caught up in the significance of last nights election. Though I was unable to watch Obama speak for very long, I knew that something good did come out of all of it. Mainly, a black man is President.
And for some reason, not only did Obama's election to the presidency remove forever a bigtime monkey off our nation's back, but oddly enough, it has now removed one from Bush and his supporter's as well. I don't know exactly why, but I just get that feeling. Bush is history's president and I no longer feel as if I have to be quiet when I say I support the guy. Weird!
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When I was writing an e-mail yesterday, I said Obama was Apate, the greek goddess of deception. But after his win, my roommate came up with a much better name for him, Atlas. People from all over the world have lifted him up higher than I think is healthy and the weight of the world is going to be placed on his shoulders.
Symbolically speaking of course.
Which leads me to this, I hope he realizes he is not the world's president and he doesn't try to jet set all over the planet acting like one. But alas, that is exactly how I envision his presidency will be. These four years are going to be interesting, to say the least.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

C'Mon Blogust

Yep, things didn't go well at all did they? Well, 4 years ago the Dems were in the same spot. SOL on all 3 fronts.

Look where they are today.

I'm not happy about our new commander-in-cheif (yuck!), government run health care, union bullying, carbon offset tax fiascos, the fairness doctrine, protectionism, etc.

But this is just temporary. Things go in cycles. The Dems will really mess a lot of things up. This will suck for the US, and I'm sad to have to live through it, but it seems to be what is necessary so that the US will pay a price for its stupidity so that we can move away from today's major mistake. It will take a while for his empty suit to show, and when it does, and when the truth of his goofball followers starts to show (like it already has with the FM/FM and bail out fiasco), and when his past is uncovered more and more, then people will wake up, and we'll hopefully be happier 2 and 4 years from now.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Anyway, how's your day?

I made this site in honor of Obama. Couldn't find any black pinups but this will do nicely.

This Would Be Just One More Reason Not To Visit Canada

Tattle Tale!

Gotta love 'em.
Some Black Panthers were standing in front of a building, where people were voting, holding billy clubs. Intimidation? I'd say so. (I would show that video, but this one is better)
The cops arrive.

Just So You All Know

If McCain wins, I am checking into a hotel in Beaverton and hiding under the bed with a shotgun.
Omega man style.

I Knew It

Girls have cooties.

Can't Wait To Know What It Tastes Like


If they ever succeed in bringing a Mammoth back from extinction then I say this. Collect cells from animals all over the world and get rid of the endangered species list.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Well, Look At That.

That 3% of the population in the UK is moving to dictate their rules on the masses again.

Wow.

This cat'll do anything to win the election. Too soon?

Heard of ACORN? Now With Part II!

Now here's WALNUT.

Just brilliant.

Part 2.

The Coming American Idol Presidency

Very well put.

Need Anymore Proof That Obama And His Supporters Know A Thing Or Two About The Communist Movement?

Gateway Pundit has two great posts that proves the old adage "if it walks likes a commies, talks like a commie, acts like a commie."

Zombietime spotted this sign in The Baron's and Miss Boom's stomping grounds of Albany

Here is an old Commie sign. Doesn't it look awfully similar to the "Bark For Barrack" sign?

And here is Obama using a quote straight from Chairman Mao.

Obama - "I feel like we got a righteous wind at our backs here, but we’re going to have to work. We’re going to have to struggle. We’re going to have to fight."

Mao - "The ill wind of opportunism is falling, the righteous wind of socialism is on the rise.By the end of this year the victory of socialism will be greatly assured. Naturally there will be many struggles ahead and we must struggle hard."

I'm sorry but that quote is way too similar to be just a coincidence.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Silence!

When I first heard about how reporters for the New York Post, the Dallas Morning News and the Washington Times, (the same newspapers who endorsed McCain) were excluded from Obama's jet "O-Force one", I was a bit amused, but I didn't find it too terribly interesting.

It wasn't until I learned who took their places did I realize what an egotistical move this really was. Reporters from Ebony/Jet, Essence and and a guy doing an HBO documentary about Obama are now apart of the elite.

Now I would write an opinion about this decision, but I'm sure Andrew Malcolm did a much better job of it.
When you are reading his article, keep in mind that the expelled newspaper reporters had nothing to do with their papers endorsement decision. That task is performed by the editorial board which is a whole seperate department.

I really like Hot Air's take on it: "Malcolm sees what the Tanning Bed Media has largely missed in the general election. Barack Obama has no interest in bipartisanship or reaching across the aisle. He wants power, and Obama hits back ruthlessly to those who challenge his bid for it."

Also, Pelosi has made it plain that she wants to bring back the Fairness Doctrine. Does anyone here believe that Obama wouldn't sign such a thing if he becomes President?

You Make The Call

A 13 year boy was sent home from school for dressing up as Jesus for Halloween.

Prinicipal: "Children were [asking], where is the boy who is Jesus Christ?" she said. "It was disrupting the education process."

"Woinski has developed an interest in religion. His mother is Catholic and his father is Jewish. He recently celebrated his Bar Mitzvah and his also studying Bible scripture. His school says this was the first time anyone had ever dressed up like Jesus. They say other students were ordered to alter their costumes because they were deemed inappropriate."

What do you think? was he sent home because he was offending christians, or was he sent home because he was offending non-christians?
Or was it because he was a disruption, as the principal claimed?

I have to admit I find a Jesus costume a little odd for Halloween, but...