Sunday, November 30, 2008

Rainbow Fisting

(Christmas shopping ideas for all your liberal friends)
Whether they are gay or just plain enlightened, liberals will proudly wear this Rainbow Fist t-shirt of solidarity. The fight against "Proposition H8" will give cause again to somewhat pointless lives and to a liberal, that is a gift that keeps on giving.

Don't embarrass your liberal friends or show them how out of touch you are by buying them a Che t-shirt or a Black Panther Fist t-shirt (though the Cobra Kai Fist t-shirt from the Karate Kid is pretty tits). This year, don't be an out-of-touch Republican. This year, you should stay ahead of the curve. Being current is very important to the Borg for it helps them to assimilate your uniqueness into their collective, as well as, help them to attract other Borg mates.
They are smarter than you.
Just accept it.

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(By the way, follow Michelle Malkins Prop. 8 mob watch.)

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