Friday, November 07, 2008

Farrelly Bros. To Tackle Three Stooges

So many reasons why this will go very wrong.

Hey Farrelly Bros., you can't redo The Three Stooges. It isn't yours to redo. It's like Steve Martin bringing back The Pink Panther. Or when Tim Burton redid Willy Wonka and created that piece of trash, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Which so happens to be Maximum Colossus' favorite movie BTW) Bad idea!

I don't know. Anyone optimistic?

3 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

I think it will be awesome! The original Stooges kind of sucked. I hope this turns out to be a hit so they can get to work on updating those stupid Marx Brothers. And imagine the CGI possibilities in a new version of Abbot and Costello meet the Mummy. Oh man, how about if they redid Godzilla? They could get Matthew Broderick to play a reluctant hero scientist and Jean Reno could-oh wait, that would suck.

BVM said...

Those silly Stooges. I mean they NEED an update. Have you ever seen the old cars they drove around in? Man, it would be so much better with a General Motors marketing tie in. The Stooges could drive around in a Chevy Volt and one of them could put thieir finger in the cigarette lighter and then like their hair could stand on end. With modern CG the sparks and smoke that flew off their on-end hair would be so cool.

Man, this is going to be awesome.

Unknown said...

Good one, Baron. I don't remember you being so funny.