Crybabies -or- Lawers Suck

If you want to find a gay partner, go to a gay website. There are plenty of sites that cater to this person, who's a target of discrimination. This law suit is pointless.

I'm going to get a dog, and then sue EHarmony because EHarmony doesn't allow my poor pup to find true love. I can only guess that NAMBLA will bring a lawsuit against EHarmony next.

They're Making The Movie.

The Mach 5 looks pretty boss.

Props To The Baron Here.

I'm sorry, but everybody needs to see this. Is this the face of the Democratic Party? Garotzuva?

Whatever you'd like it to be. One thing's for sure. Best 10 second clip I've seen in a long time. Man, that little bastard still gives me the heebs.

And So It Begins Again.

Garotzuva! Where do they get those bitchin' percentages? Honestly? I hear there's at least a 48.97% chance they make them up.

On A Lighter Note.

My favorite Simpsons moment ever.

Okay, maybe not ever, but totally awesome.

Democrats: The Anti-US Party

Stuff like this is one of many reasons I can't stand lib-tards.

There have been many, many sources that state we can't just jump ship to "alternative" energy. It will take time. We need oil for the forseeable future. Period. Removing our own resources just makes us more dependent on foreign oil. As far as I'm concerned, this is what the Dumo-craps want. They purposely try to weaken this country with pretty much every thing they do, and removing our own energy independence has been a tactic they always try.

Also, the market will control where energy policy goes. The market is run by the public. It is not the Government's role to subvert public control by putting in stupid laws and regulations like the one linked above.

The Fairness Doctrine

I haven't posted a single thing about Moe Chavez and his blantant attempt to stifle dissent by not renewing radio Caracas television contract, the only television station shown nationally that is in opposition of Chavez, because he bores me now and so does Venezuela. But with the fairness doctrine coming up agian, I think we can make a nice comparison between Moe Chavez and Liberals who say they support freedom of speech.

Here Is Me Showing My American Pride..

...by posting this amusing video.

I thought it was amusing anyway.

This Can't End Well.

They're going to start using robots to patrol schools in Korea. It's like that movie Terminator. No, wait! Chopping Mall.

Sands Of Passion

Al Qaeda Soap Opera episode 1. If you like...Surf around youtube for more episodes. This should help you with your search.

Blogust, I've Found Your Wife

You must find Annie Patnode and marry her.

Local Political Comedy

Here's some of what we deal with down here in San Diego, in case you're interested. Donna Frye is a left wing hag who desperately wants to ship my football team to L.A. or anyone else that'll take them, but this issue softens me towards her a little bit.

Thank You Zombietime!

I got a kick out of this today.

This Is So Awesome!

Cyborg spy moths rule! But isn't the cat out of the bag now that it is all over the internet?

the party ice breakers

Normally I wouldn't link to a myspace page, but Kai is a real character and I want to support his new band the party ice breakers.

Bad Brains Rocked!

I am posting this video to honor one of the coolest shows I have seen in awhile.

It's Not Easy Being Green.

I'm not against conservationism per se, but I am against forcing new schools to go "green" or receive no goverment funding. I have to imagine that it is a far more viable option for some more than others. The studies they refer to tend to be skewed directly towards the results the people running them would prefer. Also, I have to believe that it is complete and utter bullshit that "green" schools have better performance and attendance because they are "green." I find it far more likely that these schools report better attendance and performance based on where they are being built or which older schools can actually afford to become certified "green."

Cindy Sheehan's Pulling Out.

I guess she's decided to try to lead by example.

The Japanese Are Amazing Freaks Of Nature

Sony developes a TV as thin as paper. How handy would that have been in High School?

Another John Edwards Post...Sorta

The Poor Get Richer Under Bush despite Edwards claim of "Two-Americas."

I Just Discovered This Old...

...but still relevant "the Onion" photo.













DESPERATE MEASURES Former vice president Al Gore takes a flamethrower to the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica to boost weekend ticket sales for An Inconvenient Truth.
© Copyright 2007, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.

Bad Brains - At the movies - 1979

Going to Bad Brains tonight. I hear it is their farewell tour. Here is clip

It Just Keeps Getting Better.

I don't know why Blog-ust didn't post this instead of sending it to me, but I'm happy to have the privilege of sharing episode 3.

If You Want...

...go ahead and think this isn't the coolest crustacean you've ever seen. But you're wrong.

John Edwards Is A Witch Doctor

During my quest to expose John Edwards as the Jackass he is, I found a very interesting case he was involved in back in 1985. Go to Wikipedia I have isolated the case down below. I have also highlighted the money quote in fuchsia (at least the closest color I could get to fuchsia) since I am sure it is John Edwards favorite color.

In 1985, Edwards tried a case involving medical malpractice during childbirth,
representing a five-year-old child born with cerebral palsy whose doctor did not
choose to perform an immediate Caesarian delivery when a fetal monitor showed
she was in distress. During the trial, it has been argued that Edwards relied
more on his verbal skills as a trial lawyer than on actual science, as questions
remain about whether or not it was or could be proven scientifically that there
is a direct connection between a delay in delivery and brain damage like
cerebral palsy. While delivering his summary to the jury, Edwards said, "I have
to tell you right now — I didn't plan to talk about this — right now I feel her
[Jennifer], I feel her presence...[Jennifer's] inside me and she's talking to
you." 11] Edwards won a $6.5 million settlement for his client, but five weeks
later, the presiding judge overturned the award as being "excessive" and that it
appeared "to have been given under the influence of passion and prejudice,"
adding that "the evidence was insufficient to support the verdict." He offered
the plaintiffs half of the jury's settlement, but the child's family appealed
the case and settled for $4.25 million.[9] This case established the North
Carolina precedent of physician and hospital liability for failing to determine
if the patient understood risks of a particular procedure

Robbery School 101

My Jarra's buddy calls him "the lovable loser."

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Feeling Fresh The Biffy Way

Sweet!

Shark Gives Virgin Birth

Check it out, here. This excerpt may piss off the Fundies:

"The discovery that sharks can reproduce asexually by parthenogenesis now changes this paradigm, leaving mammals as the only major vertebrate (backboned creatures) group where this form of reproduction has not been seen."

Scientists are so biased!

Update: I understand there error in my statement. No mammal has ever given birth through that particular form of reproduction. Mary was totally knocked up by God.

Won't Someone Think Of The Jews?!

Here's an article about how pork is making a big splash in the world of high end cuisine. It's funny how the main point of the article seems to be to reassure rich people that the pig parts they'll be getting are far better than anything the common man can afford. You see, while you and I may be content to wrap our Tijuana hot dog in just any old slab of bacon, the upper crust will stand for no less than bacon from a special pig grown specifically to provide the highest quality of of TJ hot dog bacon.

Someone Help Me Out Here.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Let The Fun Begin

I am still stewing over what that A-1 shithead, John Edwards, said. I am going to have fun posting all I can about this bastard.
These clips are old but I am making up for lost time. Once I get more, I will post. His actions are always guaranteed satisfaction.

$400.00 haircut and 28,000-square-foot house for $5.3 million near Chapel Hill, N.C. The complex of several buildings on 102 acres includes an indoor basketball court, an indoor pool and a handball court. (Not that I care that he can afford such luxuries, it is that the Democrat campaign committee picked up the tab for the haircut and the power bill pimp pad is "several hundred dollars a month." but he has carbon-offsets)


and finally
"War on Terror" Not Real, Merely an Ideological "Bumper Sticker"

Let me close by saying that I would vote for anyone over this turd from the Democratic party. Even Howard Dean.

And Yet Another Dem Calls For A Draft.

"One of the things we ought to be thinking about is some level of mandatory service to our country, so that everybody in America -- not just the poor kids who get sent to war -- are serving this country," - John Edwards

Can you believe these guys? I sware I don't think any of them know what they are going to believe in next.

The article shows that he backtracks a bit when it reports.

After the event, Edwards said he had not meant to imply that only the poor go to war, only that everyone should serve in some way.
"We have people from all walks of life in America who are serving, including Reservists and National Guard," he said. "What we want to do is to have all Americans to have a chance to serve their country."

Still, it is a tired line. During the time of the Vietnam war it was clear that some were exempt from serving while others were not, but this is an all volunteer army. You are not forced at the point of a gun to serve. Doesn't he see that?
He is an idiot, an elitist and I hate him.

Truth about the military and recruits

Thanks GatewayPundit...again.

Peavy

Over at sandiegochargers.blogspot.com they are featuring a video of some of LTD's greatest moments. Pretty awesome stuff.
Now I have decided to jump on board by posting a video of another S.D. stud...Jake Peavy. Go Pads!

This Made My Day

Dems, cell phone laws, bay area, SUV, hypocrisy? What doesn't this story have? Almost perfect, but not quite. If the caller was a global warming activist, or some carbon offset non-profit bullshit co., then the story would be perfect.

UPDATE: After further review, the post clearly says the SUV was a hybrid. Thanks to CJ for pointing that out. Bad on me. I got so excited I didn't read the whole blog.

Uhhhhhh...

Does this even look like a real movie?

And Yet Again...

Thank you, The Onion.

Friday Vid Time!

The Whitest Kids You Know:

I Think I Just Peed A Little.

I don't care if this movie sucks, it's going to be totally awesome.

I Have To Admit.

I want to have like 10,000 of Michelle Malkin's babies sometimes.

I Couldn't Wait.

These have been floating around the interwebs for the last couple of days. I was going to save them for tomorrow, but nothing about these clips can wait.

Jenna Jameson Endorses Hillary

I am starting to think that I have the Clintons all wrong. Maybe they are good for America.

Money quote: "The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again."

Good enough for me. Looks like I will be supporting the Donkeys from now on.

The 51st State

Republicans are all bumbed out about the deal the Senate has struck which will allow 12,000,000 + Mexican illegals to become legal in the U.S. Many are calling it Amnesty or some such shit like that. I say "So what?" We should be happy. Let em all come in. And then once Mexico is empty, we can create our 51st state.

I mean they already have their state flag, so the hard part is over.

Who doesn't like Mexico? Baja rules. They have great ruins and Lucha Libre is event you can take your family to. Not to mention all that cheap Mexican land.

Republicans often argue that the American culture will suffer if we allow illegals to gain legal status. I find this statement totally unfair. Our culture wont suffer. We have loads in common with Mexico. At least, in the areas that matter most.

1. Both countries love Mexican food.
2. Both love Baseball.
3. Both love Christmas.
4. And both countries can speak a fair amount of Spanglish. Need I say more?

As for the few areas where our cultures differ, well we can work them out. We have done it before. For example, Mexicans love Budweiser and Americans love Corona or Pacifico. Now that is what I call teamwork. The only negative I see to all of this is the amount of Soccer games we will have to watch on ESPN. But Hell! I am willing to compromise. Are you?

I say lets embrace this bill. We have been seperated from Mexico for far too long. Lets us come together as a people.

P.S. I am not kidding.

The Remix

Blogust Doesn't Believe.

On several occasions, Blogust and I have clashed over our beliefs regarding the existence of UFOs. In short, I correctly believe that they exist, and he foolishly dismisses the notion. Well, take this Blogust. Irrefutable proof. Obviously impossible to fake footage of a Zintradi space cruiser parked on the moon, taken by one of the Apollo missions:


Also, this other unfakeable UFO footage from Italy:


How does it feel to be so stupid, Bolgust?! Better tighten that chinstrap, helmet!

You Know What? Fuck It.

Screw everybody.

That's It. I'm Done.

Just nuke these fuckers, there are no redeeming qualities. Click on the link to the "honor killing" of a 17 year old girl in Iraq. And for those of you who like warnings, it's terrible.

So Many Bad Jokes Could Be Made.

Just a harmless photo I found on the web and I thought it was funny. Man! I am going to hell!

Phil Hendrie Rules

I used to love listening to Phil Hendrie back in CA, but when he went onto Satellite and I couldn't get him anymore. For those of you who don't know who Phil Hendrie is check out his Web-page!

Just a reminder of his schtick, he plays both the host, as well as, a featured guest and he spends the time talking to himself in hopes to lure in callers to argue with his guest...which is actually him. Hard to explain. Just watch this video and you will get the idea. Remember, he is both the host and the guest...at the same time. Of course this video is on the war (since that is what I usually spend my time reading) but it is still funny. I know, I know. How typical of me.


P.S. I stole this from Pat Dollard

In Case You Haven't Seen It.

You're welcome:

Flickrvision.

This is kind of strangely addictive.

Here You Go, Blogust.

I haven't been the least bit political lately, so I'll go ahead and post this for you. It's got everything you could ask for. Bitchy teachers, George Washington and Pat Buchanan. Enjoy!

Sweet Choreography!

That kid can dance!

Seriously, though, people gotta learn to control their kids.

42 Below Vodka

The most racist and homophobic vodka ads you'll ever have the pleasure to watch
Thanks to Stevil
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After you have finished watching these fine commercials, please head on over to vodkauniverstiy.com and learn to pour 42 below vodka like a pro.

Crazy Horses - The Osmonds

Ok, so like there is this great night at Jarra's called punk rock night, at least that is what I call it, and these two really great DJ's spin a wide range of punk rock records and other just overall obscure stuff. One song they often like to play is callled "Crazy Horses" from the Osmonds. It has sort of become a House favorite.

Three Cheers For The 2nd Amendment

Once again. Thanks to my fellow Jarra's boozer.

Humans, a world disease.

At least that's my general opinion of the left's environmentalism. Seems like the Goracle and his movie will accomplish a few things: scare a bunch of people and kill off a bunch of people.

Of course these nuts want Government to direct everyone to using biofuels. I guess free markets don't solve things, they need a little help. "Less freedom for you because we know better", another leftie mantra.

"... estimated this year that replacing just 10 percent of the world's current petroleum use with biofuels would consume about 30 percent of all the grain, oilseed and sugar produced in the U.S., Canada, the European Union and Brazil."

Hurray for renewable energy.

I'm Sorry.

I should have linked this days ago. Play ball! Play ball!

Oldie But Goodie

This Brings A Tear To My Eye

23 year old faces 10 years for two counts of destruction of government property.
Apparently, he threw a rock through the window of the United States Army Recruiting Station and the window of the Washington Air National Guard office.
Who knows... Maybe he was just caught up in the moment or he maybe he was showing off for an anarchist punk rock chick (Girls can make us do crazy things).
I don't know if 10 years is the right answer, but then again, the feds aren't known for light sentences.

Friday Vid.

Thank you for the vid, Gorillamask. This is for Blogust.

What A Great Idea...

...but why just baby hatches? Why not other types hatches?
I am sure the Yakuza could have used a similar hatch from time to time. And why can't we bring this idea to the states? Then PETA wouldn't have to leave their dead animals in dumpsters.

Animals killed by PETA

Lunch Gun Is My New Band.

Try not to enjoy Patton Oswalt on Conan O'Brien.

I Thought This Picture Was Awesome...

...so I posted it. If you want to read the post I stole it from...here you go.

UPDATE: For you sissies who think this picture is another example of U.S. propaganda brought on by the Bush Administration then put your mind at ease. Like so many of these types of pictures floating around the blogosphere, I think it is from a time when Americans were not afraid of being Americans. It was probably altered by a blogger in order to make it more relevant.

I Know This Is Sad But I Couldn't Help Laughing.

I am not laughing at the tragedy but at the irony. Vegan couple gets life in prison for the death of their malnourished 6-week-old baby boy. The quotes "It takes a village" and "Meat is Murder" were the first things that came to mind after reading this article. I also thought of the other families who were sent to prison by doing what they thought was best for their child.

Later the mother was quoted to have said "I loved my son—and I did not starve him."

I believe her. And life in prison is a ridiculous sentencing. This couple is suffering enough and to throw them into prison for life is disgusting.

Takes One To Know One

If anyone knows the definition of "silly" it is George Lucas.
Here is the quote:
"It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?"
Well, it's not "Star Wars."
"People thought 'Star Wars' was silly, too," he added, with a wink. "But it wasn't."

A message to George: Stars Wars was not silly. The first three were great. It is what you've done with it since that has made it silly.



UPDATE: Definition of Silly - Noun [sil-ee] 1. A fucked up looking bear that annoyed Star Wars fans throughtout the Galaxy. Also known as an Ewok.

















This definition should be added to Ambrose Bierce's book "The Devil's Dictionary"

King George

And I don't mean Bush.
One part of the article talks about how Soros' lacky wants to pursue a "new multilateral national security,". This is very interesting to me for one reason. Last year I read a book called "Do as I say (Not as I do)" and the author spoke about how a multilateral blah blah blah was better for Soros' type of business than a unilateral one. I didn't understand what the Author meant then and I don't understand it now. Can anyone shed some light?

Atheists vs. Christians

Hot Air has been updating it's readers to when the smackdown between the Atheists and the Chrsitians will air on television. After watching the preview I have become extremely embarrassed for both sides of this perpetual and never to be solved argument. For me, Kirk Cameron has now entered the ranks held by Dion Warwick and Shirley Mcclain as a blathering psycho and the Atheists seem like the usual bitter old ninnies. I think it wise to miss this piece.

Watch as Kirk Cameron's partner in Theology tries to prove the existence of God by giving step-by-step instructions on how to deep throat a banana.

Obviously A Race Issue.

Why else wouldn't somebody want OJ to eat in their restaurant? Or have Barry Bonds break famed white man Hank Aaron's HR record for that matter?

Obey Murtha?

OMG. They must be kidding.

Milblog Interviews w/ Pundit Review

Pundit Review did some interviews with people who attended the Milblog Conference. Listen while you work.

Female Prayer

Thanks to MacMeda

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
*********
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Amen

Profile away, I don't care.

Early on in Blogust's history, he posted an article about stereotyping. Someone came on and blasted him for his view. What would that person say about this?

Most importantly, this section of the article:

"In January 2006 a retailer alerted FBI officers about a customer who had been asked to copy a video onto a DVD. The footage depicted young men at a firing range who were shooting assault weapons while calling for "jihad" and shouting "Allah Akbar," or "God is Great" in Arabic, prosecutors said in a criminal complaint."

If the retailer decided to be PC, we may have 100s of dead soliders.

When you have limited resources, you have to pick and choose carefully. Profiling is fine with me. If I get pulled aside at an airport (which has happened more than once), I'm happy to go along.

Star Trek + Nine Inch Nails = Closer

One By One They Fall

Stephen Harper of Canada and Angela Merkel of Germany both conservatives who ran on the platform of freer markets and on improved relations with the U.S. won their elections. Now a French cnadidate, let me say that again, A FRENCH CANDIDATE, who is not only known as a friend of the U.S., but namely, friends with Bush and who is also a free market tax cutting conservative, has won the French presidency. And yet the media insists on reporting about how unpopular we are in the world. Of course the liberals of France, like other liberals throughout the world who never take loss easily or gracefully, decided to riot.

UPDATE: I forgot about Conservative President Felipe Calderone of Mexico.

Mitt Romney '08

In my opinion, Mitt Romney was the clear winner in last nights Republican debate. I know that this may sound like bias talking since I have voiced my support for him before, but I was actually starting to give up on him and go for either Mccain or Rudy. After last night, I am back in his corner. If you missed it, here is a link to catch up.
P.S. Fuck Chris Matthews and Fuck his stupid questions.

UPDATE: Another example of the differences between the Donkeys and Republicans. I don't know if any of you heard, but Foxnews was going to host the Dem debates. That is until the Dems boycotted. (A move, I think, the Dems used to pander to their constituents and to build on the myth that the media is a tool of the president. I don't think they did it because they thought they were going to get unfair treatment or because of the comment made about Obama.)
Over at MSNBC, y0u have Matthews and Olberman. The same Olberman who said "The leading terrorist group in this country is the Republican Party.” And there was no Republican boycott. Hear what snow had to say.

I love stealing from this page.

Have a take and Don't Suck!

Just a little free advertising. Today is the "Smack Off" on the Jim Rome show (1090 AM in San Diego, 1050 in the bay area.) If you can tune in, look for a caller known as Vick in NoCal. Dude is the funniest ever! He refers to Stan Van Gundy as Gargamel and Pacman Jones as Frogger. 9:00, check it out.

The Original Human SPACE INVADERS Performance

Double Feature

Here is a video to add to MacMeda's post. It just shows the U.S. Military doing a little spring cleaning that is all. As Pat Dollard puts it "Kick Off Your Shoes, Grab A Scotch, And Watch Some Of The Finest Damn Terrorist Killin’ Video You’ve Ever Seen."
I want to warn you though, it is pretty slow during the first 2 minutes, but in the end it is sorta graphic.



After you are done with that one, you might want to check out some Red on Red.
Al Qaeda vs. Iraqi Militia

Biggest Prick In The Universe

$65 Million Dollar Lawsuit over a pair of missing pants. Why couldn't the VT shooter have done us a service and offed this prick.

BTW, I've recently found this site. I like.

Leave It To Levity

or Beaver...

The Girl forwarded this to me this morning, pretty funny.

The Onion Rules Again.

I am totally a food vampire.

Whooooo Rahhhhhh

This is the best Marine Corp recruit vid. Viewer discretion advised.

UPDATE: Just fixing the post - Blogust

I Club Hippies

Doesn't sound like a bad idea. Probably could get more fur off a Hippy than a Harp seal.

I got the photo from this site called Ranger Up. But I warn you, most of the stuff is so stupid I almost didn't link to it.

These T's are much better.

Thanks to Blackfive

Hotel Holy Book

Rocky Racoon
Checked into his room.
Only to find Garotzuva's Bible

How many examples have we shown Gorebal Warming being a Religion?

Leonard Nimoy Sings About Bilbo

Spider Bites Good For Your Love Life.

That is if you have one.

Is This Funny?

My office neighbor seems to think it is.
Top 100 facts for Chuck Norris.

Oh That Wacky Garfield

Thanks to Stevil.

I Don't JKnow Why...

...but this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.