Monday, December 15, 2008

The Cult Of Garotzuva

Like with many cult leaders, Al Gore has picked the moment of rapture for global warmists.
5 Years from now, Al Gore says, the entire North Pole will disappear.

And I'm glad we have him on record.

As far as I am concerned one of two things will happen.
1.) The North Pole melts and Al Gore becomes a prophet. I will eat crow and the world begins a massive global effort to stop global warming. (more so than it is doing today)
2.) The North Pole doesn't melt and cult followers will listen to Al Gore anyway, just like cult followers always do and a new day of rapture is predicted.

But wait, there is a third option. One that can't be ignored.
3.) Obama heals the planet.
AP has titled a recent piece Obama left with little time to curb global warming
Perfect!
All the stars are aligned. We have Gore on record, the world is in a panic and a day of judgment that follows shortly after Obama's 1st term. When the North Pole doesn't melt, Obama can raise his palms to heaven, snap his fingers and say abra cadabra, and then we truly can call him the Messiah.

1 comment:

Maximum Colossus said...

I'm going to go ahead and wait until I hear from Santa before I pass judgment here.