This reminds me of the time my brother got mugged and fell on the train tracks. The hot toll booth chick who had a secret crush on him saved him, but we fell in love while he was in a coma. Unfortunately, I did not speak out at their wedding and things ended up falling apart after that. And then there was the time I was a multi-millionaire and fell in love with the hot Mexican made at the exclusive hotel I was staying at. In the end, though, it just didn't work out because...uh, I wasn't rich enough or I didn't love her kid or something-I don't know, I didn't watch the end of that movie, btu whatever that guy did, I didn't so I was totally fucked in the end. Now that hot maid is married to some famous sunken faced Mexican crooner. No, not the one who was doing Ana Kournikova; the other one. Fucking Rom-Coms.
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This reminds me of the time my brother got mugged and fell on the train tracks. The hot toll booth chick who had a secret crush on him saved him, but we fell in love while he was in a coma. Unfortunately, I did not speak out at their wedding and things ended up falling apart after that. And then there was the time I was a multi-millionaire and fell in love with the hot Mexican made at the exclusive hotel I was staying at. In the end, though, it just didn't work out because...uh, I wasn't rich enough or I didn't love her kid or something-I don't know, I didn't watch the end of that movie, btu whatever that guy did, I didn't so I was totally fucked in the end. Now that hot maid is married to some famous sunken faced Mexican crooner. No, not the one who was doing Ana Kournikova; the other one. Fucking Rom-Coms.
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