I think I'm Going To Barf

I just don't even really know what to say about this. I guess I'm just glad that our founding fathers weren't too manly. Remember all that restraint we showed in WW II? Right up until they bombed Pearl Harbor? I felt Patton may have been a little too manly near the end of the war. Of course, he was following manly orders. Back then there weren't very many dissenting voices in the White House either, it seems. I wonder if Miss Marcus prefers her partners to be manly?